misc. blog

lets get sillay

[suchovy]

cause even though it hurts its the thousandth time

[4waystreet]

imagine smoking with an acquaintance  and from the corner of your eye you see them post this

[ilovefakecarts-deactivated20251]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[segamascott]

say tay i hear you like em dumb

[grilledcheezy92]

I try not to get upset over brain dead takes like this but

1) Taylor and Kendrick are friends

2) Taylor's lyricism and entendre when clapping back at snipes taken at her are on par with Kendrick

3) this is more like MGK vs Eminem. Charli talked shit and wrote a song, Taylor gave it a single verse of attention that absolutely obliterated then pivoted to include anyone who claims to hate her but devotes time to ranting/raving and/or writing thinkpieces on why she "sucks". The message of the song being: It's cute that you think you can hurt my feelings

[segamascott]

1. the idea of taylor swift being friends with kendrick because she bought a feature one time a decade ago

2. the idea of taylor swift's lyricism being "on par" with kendrick lamar (???)

3. the idea that taylor swift could possibly be anyone in this situation other than drake

[angelbabyspice]

Taylor’s lyricism is on par with Kendrick…? LLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

[akashicrecord]

Not to sound like a huge faggot but the Sabrina Carpenter mixed berry refresher (yes its a real thing) at Dunkin is fucking delicious....

[akashicrecord]

[brynkiwi]

[crabussy]

HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don't fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE'S WHAT I DID!!!

it's important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don't randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose "terminated account" as your reason.

include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can't send it from that email, just include it in the message.

include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven't broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU'RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase "I'm sure you understand the importance of this" which is corporatespeak for "FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD" and that seemed to get their attention.

you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there's a chance they'll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don't bother with that.

if they don't respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you're not responding to an address with "noreply" in it!

REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it's terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck

[find-my-mutuals]

This again because I just followed the advice here

Fingers crossed

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* this fucking rules

[sm64mario]

'Mario! You'a can't be so prideful!'

I' acan do anything i want

I can long jump

[sm64mario]

I'a can ground pound too!

[sm64mario]

i'a can do so many things.............

the'a power surging through my'a veins!

my'a pixelated, heavily compress'a veins!

[sm64mario]

but above all else i'a can be kind

[sm64mario]

no

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

swiftie boss went home early yesterday so she could take a nap and stay up late listening to the taylor swift album and came into work today grim faced and not talking to anyone

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[ferrocyan]

ok i want him on my blog. the cutebominator

[segamascott]

[funtergeist]

[rediablos]

[fe4remake]

finally reading squirrelflight's hope and this is how it feels. i hope no one's made this joke before