I need to elaborate. oikawa and kaiser have twitter beef because one time kaiser posts a selfie around the same time oikawa does and he gets more likes. makki (who only really follows kaiser bc he's hot) immediately shares this information with everyone he knows, oikawa included. oikawa laughs and says it's a fluke, and to prove it he posts a gym selfie immediately after he sees kaiser post one. his ass does not get more likes.
still, whatever. oikawa is a mature adult. he's fine. then, by some funny alignment of the stars, one of kaiser's many interviews comes out. this one's about inter-sport relationships, or something. he's asked 'who do you think has the best social media presence in the volleyball athletes community?' and kaiser says. fucking. kageyama tobio.
oikawa starts praying on kaiser's downfall. he starts vagueposting. he's suddenly following like, everyone on the u20 team Except Kaiser Specifically. he, with his public verified account, starts commenting snide things under kaiser's posts. which is like, it's oikawa, he always does that, it's fine, except one time he brings up kaiser's shitty haircut and oh it is ON. well, to ness. kaiser doesn't even really register oikawa. so now ness is replying to the official volleyball team twts and it's honestly a pr nightmare, from all ends, but it's also good publicity in a sense? so no one really does anything about it? and kaiser himself is mostly chill, he thinks it's funny and oikawa isn't all that important until.
now, some important context: isagi and mattsun are mutuals. granted, isagi might not entirely even know what that means, but they follow each other and are vaguely familiar.
one morning, mattsun is on twitter and sees a passive aggressive comment left by oikawa being rt'ed by ness and has a mind blowing idea. so he sits up in bed and dms isagi.
three hours later, he gets a response. an additional fifteen minutes later, a post is up on isagi yoichi's official account for the whole world to see:
@/setter-oikawa could definitely beat @/kaiser_ if he got into football lol
at first, nothing happens. well, football-twitter does implode a little bit, but nothing new. and then oikawa responds with a passive aggressive version of 'yeah, I've seen his matches you're totally right lol!!!'
let it never be said kaiser is not a petty, petty bitch. all of a sudden, he's best friends with half the social media volleyball players. he's ratio-ing the fuck out of oikawa's posts. he tracks down kageyama, sets up a photoshoot with both of them involved and pays extra to make sure it's plastered all around the argentina team's practice spaces. every single post oikawa makes, he's There. not to be outdone, oikawa doubles his haterism efforts. their follower counts double.
and really this is all makki's fault. and mattsun.
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