Apr 12, 2023
Bokuto: Y/n, why don't you ever hold my hand or kiss me in public? :(
Y/n: Bokuto, we're not dating.
Bokuto: We're not?
Kuroo: You're not?
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Juliet
@haikyuu-incorrect-xreader
Ball handler
Apr 8, 2023
osamu: tsumu, the other guys don't like you atsumu: so? osamu: i made up my mind that i'm never going to be like you. i'll be a nice guy. atsumu: what are you even talking about lol osamu: and [nickname] will like me more. atsumu: what the fuck are you talking about?! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Mar 7, 2022
Oikawa: Cute!?! This is a serious threat to our mission!
Y/N: He's just a baby. Hi baby!!
Kageyama: ???
Mar 7, 2022
Y/N: Got my stuff, got my boys, we are ready to go!
Tsukishima: Uhh... we are not her boys.
Kuroo: Yeah we are.
Bokuto: Yeah we are!
Mar 7, 2022
Y/N: HEY, who's this guy? Who let this guy in??
Tendou: I just uh-
Y/N: He's got a real funny face, I like your face guy.
Tendou: Thank you.
Y/N: What a cute funny face, you want a cookie?
Y/N: CAN SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A COOKIE??
Y/N: Got a real soothing face and I like looking at it.
Tendou: WOAH ๐
Jan 14, 2022
Y/n: do you ever wonder what would happen if you just... Swerved off the side of the road and into a ditch?
Asahi in the passenger seat: ... N o ?
Dec 23, 2021
Oikawa, seeing Y/N give attention to someone who isn't him: Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.
Oct 16, 2021
nishinoya: I will not hesitate to strangle you
y/n: you're too short to reach me
nishinoya:
nishinoya: you've sunk low enough for me to reach
Oct 16, 2021
yamaguchi: there's only one thing worse than dying. *rips off paper to reveal Tsukki* boom
y/n: *gasps* tsukishima!
yamaguchi: nO-
or alternatively...
sugawara: there's only one thing worse than dying. *rips off paper to reveal Y/n* boom
y/n: me!
tsukishima: y/n!
Oct 16, 2021
Y/N: So what do you guys like to do for fun around here?
Kenma: Sometimes we throw shit at Lev.
Y/N: Who's Lev?
Kuroo: HEY, LEV!
[Lev turns around only to get hit in the face with a volleyball by Kuroo]
Oct 14, 2021
Y/n looking for Lev in a convenience store: Iโm looking for a very tall Russian boy
Store employee: ...
Y/n: a specific one mind you,, I didnโt just wake up this morning with a craving
Oct 14, 2021
akaashi: I have a bad feeling about this
y/n: What do you mean?
akaashi: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
y/n: No?
akaashi: That actually explains so much.
Oct 14, 2021
๐๐๐๐๐๐: Are you ready to commit?
๐/๐: Like, a crime or a relationship?
๐๐๐๐๐๐: I donโt careโฆ both works for me-
Oct 14, 2021
๐๐๐๐: I think you have PTSD.
๐/๐: Yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.
๐๐๐๐: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
๐/๐: Guys, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was-
Oct 14, 2021
y/n: you know, you should learn how to appreciate the little things in life
tsuki: [pets your head]
y/n: what are you doing?????
tsuki: appreciating the little things in life
Sep 4, 2021
Y/n: man, Osuma is handsome as heck!
Atsumu: just like me, right? ;)
Y/n: eh, youโre okay.
Atsumu:
Atsumu: weโre...weโre twins?!??
Aug 31, 2021
Sugawara: Tsukishima is late for practice and won't pick up his phone.
Y/N: I can try to call him?
Yamaguchi: Sugawara and I both tried calling six times each, what makes you thi-
Tsukishima through Y/N's phone: Hello?
