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Haikyuu fanfic and incorrect quotes

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[tooruchans-deactivated20170428]

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

[tygermama]

NICOLAS FREAKIN’ CAGE

[beebisbeeble]

I GOT A FUCKING GUN

[lovenotesfromj]

GWENDY’S TIRESIAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n looking for Lev in a convenience store: I’m looking for a very tall Russian boy

Store employee: ...

Y/n: a specific one mind you,, I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Tanaka, dramatically: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Nishinoya: his name was Jarred, he’s nineteen

Hinata: when his parents built a very strange machine

Y/n: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

Kageyama, Hinata, Nishinoya, Tanaka,and Y/n: AYYYYYYYY MACARENA!!!!!

Tsukishima: ..... Horrible job, everyone.

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n: there’s no i in team but there’s one in pizza

Osamu: so you’re not gonna share?

Y/n: I’m not gonna share.

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[ajunkersgambit-blog]

Save a life

[ideasfromalittlegirl]

Don’t scroll by this! Reblog!!! Save a life!

[wiskersblog-blog]

Reblog please!

[imfemalewarrior]

You should know how to do this, just in case. 

-FemaleWarrior

[kunaigirl]

reblog for the modern-tumblr update info! 

[iwazoomingouttahere]

y/n: studying? More like student dying hahaha

Daichi: y/n are you ok??

Y/n: I haven’t slept in 108 hours

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n to Ukai: I'm a grown woman , I don't need to ask your permission. With that being said, please, please, plese?

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n, to Sugawara: once in a while I like to actually do what Ukai tells me,, it keeps him confused and constantly on his toes you see.

Hinata: *takes notes*

Nishinoya and Tanaka: *voice recording* they grow up so smart

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Hinata:

Y/n: *places three more cups down*

Hinata: please don’t-

Y/n: *starts to shuffle them*

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Kenma, bad at flirting: I-I like your name

Y/n, equally bad at flirting: thanks I got it for my birthday

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n: you’re clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.

Iwazumi:Mm-hm Tell me about it

Y/n: I murdered oikawa last night.

Iwazumi: I feel you

Y/n:now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering

Iwazumi: been there

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Kurro: hey I need dating advice-

Y/n: just because I’m dating kenma, does not mean I know how I did it

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Tsukishima: you’re really campaigning for asshole of the year aren’t you?

Y/n: as defending champion, does this make you nervous

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Y/n: it’s fun to chant “bloody Mary” into your cars side mirror three times and watch her jog to try and keep up

Tendou: I-

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Daichi: some people need a high five

Tsukishima: in the face

Y/n: with a chair

[iwazoomingouttahere]

Sugawara: what a great day-

Y/n: do you think flies call us “walks”

Sugawara: aaand there it is.