What The Fuck

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Kuroo: I'm a sly pussycat

Inuoka: I'm a happy cat

Lev: I'm a tall pussy

Kai: Why are you like this

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Yamamoto: NO CONDOM USED?!

Kuroo: Shh, be quiet, Nekomata is over there, he doesn't even know what that is, don't ruin him

Coach Nekomata: It's quite alright, back in my day I did some diddly daddling too, I was what you would call a pimp

Kenma: oh my god

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Lev: So we're going to die

Fukunaga:

Lev: There's a whole apocalypse happening

Fukunaga:

Lev: HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING?!

Fukunaga: B a n a n a

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Kuroo: I need your help

Kenma: Do you need me to stab anyone?

Kuroo: No?

Kenma: Then you've come to the wrong person

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Yaku: So you guys can't speak Russian?

Alisa: Nope!

Lev: Wait let me try

Lev: Hola, soy Lev

Alisa: Silly, that's French

Yaku:

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Hinata: So who's the older one?

Atsumu: It doesn't matter, we're twins-

Osamu: Me.

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Libero Meeting

Noya: Bro you good?

Komori: Yeah bro, what about you dude?

Noya: All good here dude, bro bro?

Komori: Bro.

Yamagata: Bro...

Yaku: Literally what the fuck are you people saying

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Yamaguchi: I just wanted to be included..

Yamaguchi after being included: What the fuck. What the FUCK.

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BOKUOWL FUCKING BLOWS K UROO CAT UP

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Bokuowl with a Bazooka what will he do

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Bokuto: Guys don't worry, I'll handle this.

Bokuto: *fucks up* Okay guys, Akaashi will handle this

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Tendou: You should try being more gangsta with it Wakatoshi, then he'll accept for sure!

Ushijima: What.

Tendou: I'll teach you my child

-a day later-

Oikawa: Well if it isn't Ushijima.

Ushijima: Yo. Yo. Come to my crib Shiratorizawa we got bitches and hoes.

Oikawa:

Semi: TENDOU-

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Bokuto: What is it called when you murder your friend

Kuroo: Homiecide

Akaashi: Murder.

Kuroo and Bokuto: Homiecide.

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Kuroo talking to Akaashi: So Kenma just gave me this beautiful rock the other day, isn't that sweet?

Kenma: I chucked it at you.

Kuroo: Chucked it with love <3

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KUROO CAT HAS A F UCKING GUN

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No one:

Lonely Haikyuu fans on Valentine's day:

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i thought i could let my heart take a break (from all the recent bokuaka chapters) but no furudate had to bless us with this

(picture source: @hqscans post)

and ok honestly every single square inch of this drawing is PURE GOLD. and if u dont think so let me break it down for u

first we hve BOKUTO and USHIWAKA ARM WRESTLING. Top 5 ace vs top 3 ace. Arm wrestling. this is the content i live for. also just LOOK at hinata being the cutest referee ever.

tanaka and noya psyching asahi, who is most probably the next sacrifice contender. (also i thought asahi would have been scared shitless but look at him!!!!) also why does noya look so cute

my dateko bois training for their turn. also futakuchi not giving a shit lmao and just eating his mandarin orange while he watches the entire spectacle

petty oikawa trying to steal kageyama’s noodle (??? ok i tried to search what this is but came up short if anyone knows please tell me) and look at oikawa’s evil smug look. also iwaizumi is the arm wrestling CHAMPION, iwaizumi has the strongest arms confirmed. this is not a drill. this is canon. this is furudate speaking

kuroo being the only smart one knowing that his arm is gonna get ripped off in this match LMAO. look at yamamoto and kuroo trying to push the responsibility onto each other. meanwhile yaku is error 404 not found. (also kuroo slurring his words is literally. the cutest thing ever. aahh my nekoma heart)

tendou being a totally supportive boyfriend defending his ace. ushiten shippers rise

guess WHO ELSE is a supportive boyfriend and completely enamoured with their team’s ace?? thats right. none other than our resident disaster gay akaashi. look at akaashi being all defensive. “oH yEAH? u tryna doubt our ace?? the love of my life?? my STAR?? nOT TODAY BITCH” (be still my bokuaka heart.) 

/inserts justin bieber “so blessed. so moved. so grateful. can’t believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you” tweet