[okumadechan]

War is coming.

[wuggen]

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

[wuggen]

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

[sza217uu]

Reze

[dr-pipis]

“my beauty” ok

[ladygoogoox]

yup bye everyone this is all I’ll be talking abt for the rest of my days

[tinyuglyworld]

Lioness Devouring a Man, Phoenician Ivory Panel, c. 9th-8th century BCE. From the palace of Ashurnasirpal II, Nimrud, northern Mesopotamia, Iraq.

[hailkyoshi]

i know what you lot thinking

[heyitschartic]

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[garrett-hannah]

SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

[spliffymae]

she is an icon. a legend. literally to breathe in her vicinity would be a blessing.

[hailkyoshi]

refuckingblogging this again because this bitch forgot

[angelbabymikaa]

does anyone wanna kiss me. does anyone want a fuckin smooch.

[greelin]

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

[perrfectly]

“I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.”

— Kuba Wojewodzki 

[rot-topic]

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

[rot-topic]

What if I just don’t talk to anyone ever again

[professionallyunstable-deactiva]

so i started to think about some stuff. never doing that again.

[hailkyoshi]

hes just another dude. that's so true

[hailkyoshi]

ijbol even chat gpt told me to break up. this relationship is doomed from the start