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i make films and i want to make better ones My Movies @ http://hair-cutt.tumblr.com/films he/him/his 21.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wizzardhat]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[catgirlhell]

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

[titkoks]

the comments on this video killed me

[livedinthecastle]

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

[melonisopod]

They banned suicide you can’t even do that.

[calellon]

[therichardayoade]

[thebelchers]

[pajamasecrets]

in which the cameraman asks for pedro’s hand in marriage

(apologies for the watermark, but this was too cute not to gif!)

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[gothighunicorntolerance]

Chicken chickens chickens

[bastlynn]

Chickens.

Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gunsandfireandshit]

YEAH SOCKS!!!

[doubleca5t]

dudes rock

[vintagelgbts]

Covers from Detroit’s LGBT magazine The Gay Liberator - c. 1972

[porterr-robinson]

[drdeath]

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

[wintersoldierfell]

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

[boredpanda]

Tiny Hedgehog Goes Camping, And His Pics Are The Best Thing You’ll See Today

[kerahwaren]

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

[pyropiano]

[gotinterest]

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

[quantumshade]

today i learned what mitski named her album after

[space-shuttles]

it’s true (unfortunately or not)

[hollandershane]

MAMMA MIA! WRAP PARTY (2008)