Hair Dryer's Board

I like to dry hair and lots of other things. Drying is my life. I can also bring a cool breeze if I get an upgrade or have the setting.

[twitterlols]

[catchymemes]

Batman and Catwoman model swap

[sunfortune]

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[bumbleshark]

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[theforce]

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[pojkflata]

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[wlwkara]

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

[sunshinesyrup]

when you finally come out of your room

[writersshock-deactivated]

I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody...”

[pornographicpear]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[90stvqueen]

[yesterdaysprint]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild