desi-licious

im simran, super cool, super hip

[eglinton-crosstown]

Everyone is being so nice to me yayayyayay fuck Finch West lmao get rekt loser

[finch-west-lrt]

I'm so happy for you :)

[eglinton-crosstown]

no one loves you

[caesarsaladinn]

what fucking millennium is it

[radiofreemagica]

[dathen]

#those leopards have the chance to do the funniest thing in human history (via @mygoodrabbit )

[augustdementhe]

^ Ohhhhhhhhhh, pleasepleasepleasePLEASE.

[shiftythrifting]

I work at a thrift store and someone donated some Official President Bill Clinton M&Ms, distributed (as far as I can research) only at the White House and on Air Force One

LOOK FOR US ON THE

i n t e r n e t

[my-dailydreams]

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[taur]

[zangoonse]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[a-delicate-touch]

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

[a-delicate-touch]

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

[i-suggest-vore]

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

[a-delicate-touch]

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

[i-suggest-vore]

Feet

[dandeland]

Even without words, we can communicate through our eyes.

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[cyberbae]

Be good for daddy or else

[cyberbae]

Be good for daddy or else

[setulose]

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

[setulose]

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids

[unification]

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.

[redstonedust]

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

[redstonedust]

it IS surreal when companies decide to invent the torment nexus from hit media franchise "dont invent the torment nexus" but also to be fair a lot of "dont invent the torment nexus" stories are less "don't invent the torment nexus" and more "oh god has anyone noticed that we are dangerously close to inventing the torment nexus. can we please stop inventing the torment nexus. the torment nexus is maybe 2-3 years away. is anybody listening."

[anxeious]