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love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad

2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

#autopsy report

gayleafpool

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

#autopsy report

dizzyghoast

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

#fav #me irl

walk-up-songs

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

#me irl

mmiyasha

"You might feel a little pinch"

#autopsy report #OH YEAHHHHHHHHH #fav #awesome art

cheaphalloweencostume

i have to butt mog some zoomers

#fav

demonius-darkblade

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

my new gimmick blog: isuggestraisingandloweringyourhandsandyourheadwhiledancingincirclesandlettinghowlsfallfreelyfromyourmouth

here's a secret: whatever you're doing, you have to root for your peers with all your heart because it forces you to root for yourself too. I've seen people in various spheres of my life (workplaces, education, art, activism) fall into the trap of envy and resentment when they see others succeed while they struggle, and it always always goes hand in hand with them pulling back and giving up and stagnating.

when you let yourself get sour grapes about shit, you tacitly give up on yourself. when you sit around hoping other people will flop and fail so you can catch up to them, you stop trying. it's a fantasy of mediocrity, the vain wish that other people would walk so you could take the gold medal at a jog. wouldn't you rather come last place at 27mph?

#important #fav