The Mothmanster

Just a moth looking for a light.

[herowyn]

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[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[what-even-is-thiss]

House

[psychuan]

i don't think it's a very good likeness of him, tbh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Legitimately tempted to block you for that

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[m4rs-ex3]

possible reasons for when i cannot sleep

jammed out too hard before bed

this bed ain't beddin

too low on the pillow

too high on the pillow

hair is on my neck

nothing good on in the fictional scenario department

dog chose the incorrect spot to sleep

hair is on my neck

thinking thoughts

the fact i might get up tomorrow

weighted blanket isn't enough i need a hydraulic press

HAIR IS ON MY NECK

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[nymsley]

Happy Moon day!!!

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[telumendils]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[ember920]

I’ve realized I’m following around 900 people, and I don’t know how to fix that. I love them all equally.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

[trustworthy-frog]

What is your credit card number

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[fraythet1red]

Tag game:

Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."

Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.

@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats

[shaethecrow]

Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group

@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n

[thatchaoticbookworm]

hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open

[i-eat-asphalt]

Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!

@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified

[tobiasbones]

Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group

@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller

[i-think-itll-be-beautiful]

hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…

@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3

[push-ups-in-swaag]

hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛

@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie

[garlicbreadmustdie]

hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺

@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!

[lalalalala520710]

hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz

Open tags

@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r

[printer-reads-505]

Ty twin yes u r funny 💅

Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves

@wallyblack1925-offical

[wallyblack1925-offical]

I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt

@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions

@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY

[indigo-skies14]

Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨

tags:

@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing

+ any others who want to join <3

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

hi i’m avery and i bring little trinkets like bracelets and soda tab people to the friend group!

@baldbrams @quietghostygirl @thegenrefluid2 @teddy-clouds @imnotafraidtodisappear @poet-queen12 @allmywordsandworlds @foundheaven013 @h3arts4toriii @lavendertortoise12 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall

[allmywordsandworlds]

Hi I’m moony and I bring way too much mythology and history knowledge as well as Hellenistic polytheism to the friend group

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-emoji-4 @sspadfoot @scattered9bones @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Hi I'm Astoria and I bring the music taste that literally nobody else likes and the unhealthy obsession with rosekiller to the friend group

@grimrcse @p3rpetual-moti0n @rosekiller27 @darlingmylovethatsmurder @kade0-09 @lawnmower56 @bartysgreenstripofhair @burntrosier + anyone else who wants to <3

[buckelys-starb0y]

Hi I'm Kade and i bring the peak music taste and yapping that no one wants to hear to the friendgroup

@em0tionallymotionsick @ellery-11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @gliterloverrr666 @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper + anyone wants to!!

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

Hi I'm Nes and I bring baked goods to the friendgroup!

@chronicallyonlinebitch @thepicklekingog @space-girliee @idiot-wind @whatonearthisgoingon @mochamoony @werewolfadmirer @named-after-a-planet @tumbleintomyheart + open tags :)

[named-after-a-planet]

hi i’m elio or mars and i bring good media recommendations to the friendgroup!

@gl1tzygl0ck @lemonnaises @willsowise @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant +open

[lemonnaises]

Greetings i'm lemmy and i bring an intense love for employed byler and The Smiths to the friend group

@loserjackets @arikakari @ragged-mongoose @sushii-rice @cricketsrock @banishedcleric @bylerbiscuit + open!!

[banishedcleric]

Hello hello! I'm jay! I bring, love for nature and crazed random facts to the friend group!

@v0mitc0re @peculiarcorvidnotclickbait

@michlovesyou @pendragonstarz @flyflyawayblog

[peculiarcorvidnotclickbait]

Y’ello!! I’m Crow and I bring a strong passion for queer characters and lots of drawings to the friend group!

@boobadomo @imjustboredguys @welltimedtumbleweed

[boobadomo]

haii im asher and I bring bakeing goods and clingyness to the friend group :)

@angelwfangss @sad-puppy-b0y @cy-more-like-cry @meep-man

[meep-man]

hi i go by shards (still workshopping it) and i also bring anxiety and maybe the occasional art to the friend group.

@luna-is-lost @watermelonbugs @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[theoneandonlygoosecat-deactivat]

hi, I'm goose, and I'm bringing the ADHD, procrastination, and silliness to the friend group! ^^

@sparklekoonz @maplegingertea @neurodivergentnacho can't think of any more tags :<

[sparklekoonz]

hi I'm valex and i bring silly freaky jokes and constant handmade gifts to the friend group! :3

@glitch4406 @severely-artsy-smoke @matmattymadz @p01s0n3d-h34rt @six-sox @clearasdayyy

[p01s0n3d-h34rt]

hi!1 I'm bug and I bring a new hyperfixtation every week to the friend group

@rays-of-sol-05 @cutecoremizu @kayisanangel @ella3clipse @emocrunkycrunch @leatherf3ather @hollowed-eyess

[r0b1nzr10t]

HAI! im Ella and i bring the music obsession and random band knowledge 2 da fg <33

@pois0n-petals @parkerorcinus @brendonbitezz @redtheredheadeddemon @chr0nically-b0red AND ALL MA MOOTZ!

[redtheredheadeddemon]

hi, I'm red and I bring the random lore drops and pics the things I make and awesome music recs to the friend group

@wr1bs @sammmlvsss @izzybellzzz @poet-queen12 @joe-chungus @littlemonsterofmalice @janussand7

[janussand7]

hi im salem. uhh i bring being always tired

@gayferret420 @faggotwalkwithme @sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard @stomachaches-frank

[gayferret420]

hi I’m ferret and I brought typis to the friend group. TYPOS. FUCK.

@aurora-boreas-borealis @lizzardwitch @themundanemudperson @skyland2703

[dancing-by-the-aurora]

I was tagged on the old blog but tag games are fun.

Hi, I’m Aurora and I bring one singular art wip to the group:

@lemoncatssss @aeghina @gryphonlover and anyone else who wants to join I can’t think of who else to tag really. Apologies.

[lemoncatssss]

(THATS SO PRETTY??? HELLO???? I WANT TO BE THERE???)

Hi, I'm Tobi and I bring the confusing changes in topic to the friend group!!!

@aurora-boreas-borealis @ididntknowwhattocallthis @marz-planet @sketchy-potato @i-am-a-duck-collector @mrfost-27 and anyoneeeee

[i-am-a-duck-collector]

hi im Thess and im bringing beads and string tio thr friend groop

@anarchist-aquarius @hellangelxx @sunset-sw3rve

[anarchist-aquarius]

hi i'm garec and i bring constant noah kahan references to the friend group

@ember920 @frigidpaws @venusisn0tlost

[ember920]

Hi I’m Chingghis (Khan, ofc) and I bring aspirations of supreme world dictatorship to the friend group

@frigidpaws @thegirlnoonetexts @autismwonderland @demontouched @the-razzdazzler @magic-with-a-twist @greensaplinggrace @smokey2smokes

@hal-5000

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

[lamignonette]