i love hal wilkerson

i have not held an interest for more than one week

[gashofleastresistance]

“What is happening to me?… I’m losing my mind. I’m totally out of control.”

Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Brand New Day dir. Destin Daniel Cretton | 2026

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[revivivivify]

[tomb-mold]

im a hater BECAUSE i like things and want them to be good. and also because im an asshole

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[wordfather]

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

[river-mort]

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

[coelii]

so they released the footage from the ice agent who murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis in, what I can only assume is, an attempt to prove it was self defense and all it revealed was:

her last words were “that’s okay dude, I’m not mad at you”

he intentionally positioned himself in front of her vehicle but enough to the side to move safely out of the way

she was turning the wheel fully to the right in an attempt to drive away and not hit anyone

I don’t care if she was “ignoring lawful orders” to get out of the vehicle

I don’t care if she “shouldn’t have put herself in that situation”

I don’t care if her vehicle hit the ice dipshit in any way as she was attempting to drive away

nothing this woman did was grounds for execution

[coelii]

oh and let us not forget, his first words after shooting this woman in the goddamn head was to say:

“…fucking bitch”

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[wizardshark]

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 this week

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[slunch]