[haleybethb]

In honor of today, I would like to present:

MY DRACULA TATTOO

[bottlesandbarricades]

'Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?' - EXACTLY LUCY! WHY CAN'T THEY? THEY HATE TO SEE A BABE WINNING THAT'S WHY

[slumped-in-the-arms-of-fiction]

Is anyone else surely in the toils or is it just me and my good friend Jonathan?

[khaliissa]

they’re having a fundamentally different experience

[haleybethb]

So long story short I haven’t been on this godforsaken site in years but I saw someone on Twitter posting Dracula daily posts from tumblr. And I thought to myself I’ve never thought to read Dracula. Then I proceeded to binge read it over the weekend.

And absolutely no one I know has read Dracula so now I’m INVESTED in Dracula daily content because I NEED TO DISCUSS IT WITH SOMEONE. So why not everyone?

[raptorific]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[90scartoons]

[hajskaeg]

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

me, when I run up stairs but don’t get out of breath: omg skinny

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

[cat-memes-only]

[punchy-larue]

[mimmoved-deactivated20200704]

[touchbeauty]

[remindie]