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Haley, 23, pansexual, I'm a graduate from KU with BFA's in Visual Art and Art History. My emphasis is printmaking.I draw shit and hoop dance.search #myart to see my work.search #haleyth to see my face.my online portfolio can be found...

[catsuggest]

Junie B. Jones suggesté: if your moms pay more attentioné to cromchy forbidden number snacks than you then you can just sit on everythingé

become both the dungeoné

AND the dragoné

they will have no choicé but to allow it

[nathanforyouofficial-deactivate]

we need a disney princess that pegs

[tallwife]

mulan’s right there

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it

[imcishetanddeleting-deactivated]

naruto if youre reading this

holyshit narutos reading my post

[iloveyounojutsu]

bold of you to assume naruto can read

[imcishetanddeleting-deactivated]

sakura if youre reading this to naruto

[debaucherries]

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

[distac-deactivated20240729]

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

[latveriansnailmail]

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

[thatswhywelovegermany]

um = around

die Welt = world

die Umwelt = environment

ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person

der Müll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter

-ung = -ing

die Vermüllung = littering

ver- = see before

zweifeln = to doubt

-ung = see before

die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off

das Monster = monster

das Wort = word

der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor

der Monsterwortgroll = …

[linguistikforum]

Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll

[thatswhywelovegermany]

die Bildung = formation

die Imitation = imitation

un- = un-, in-

fähig = able

-keit = -ility

die Unfähigkeit = inability

der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words

[sleenonme]

What I’m curious about: If a German person came out with the word

‘Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll’

would a German listener just instantly know what they were on about, and get the highly specific meaning of the monster word?

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Yes, without a second of thinking. Because saying the word takes time so the listener understands the word while it is being said.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Serious question—if you don’t know/can’t remember the actual word for something, if you make up a compound word that gets the point across (such as saying “kindhund” when you mean puppy), will native speakers generally applaud your effort or think you sound ridiculous?

[thatswhywelovegermany]

A native speaker will understand, will acknowledge that you have understood that principle of the German language, and will probably think ‘how cute’.

[iamprobablywriting]

My foreign exchange student did that all the time when she couldn’t remember words. It was awesome, I understood her perfectly, and I’m still in awe at how well she picked up on How To German. So feel free to make your own compound words whenever you need!

[mgngcat]

団長（猫の名前）！久しぶりだなあ！

[scorpioetry]

male fragility

[scorpioetry]

bonus:

[kristina100000]

[emma-d-klutz]

She’s right though. Soir means night

[haleyth]

No it’s bonnuit. Soir is evening

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

uh

what’s going on over there guys?

[armedandgayngerous]

Direct Action

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Honestly, “Let’s make it so they can’t ignore fixing what needs fixing” is pretty great.

[reformed-roark]

Toronto resident turns neglected pothole into a tomato garden.

Of course, once someone did something constructive with it, the city HAD to come put a stop to that.

[prideprejudce]

so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them

so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail

[vaspider]

Fortunately, he did go to jail.

[browngurl]

[non-compos-mentis-dk]

[cannibalchicken]

[lesbianelsas]

Lena Waithe Explains the Significance of Cutting Her Hair (video)

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

[kybarsfang]

This is oddly specific.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[okayysophia]

👀👀👀👀

[amoisthobo]

I don’t even got nothin to say

[hundondestiny]

who would’ve thought the bird who protected her pedophile rapist brother and works with pedophiles on her tracks would be okay and completely unapologetic for dating another pedophile rapist?