Junie B. Jones suggesté: if your moms pay more attentioné to cromchy forbidden number snacks than you then you can just sit on everythingé
become both the dungeoné
AND the dragoné
they will have no choicé but to allow it

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Junie B. Jones suggesté: if your moms pay more attentioné to cromchy forbidden number snacks than you then you can just sit on everythingé
become both the dungeoné
AND the dragoné
they will have no choicé but to allow it
we need a disney princess that pegs
mulan’s right there
No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it
naruto if youre reading this
holyshit narutos reading my post
bold of you to assume naruto can read
sakura if youre reading this to naruto
Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response
I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??
Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?
um = around
die Welt = world
die Umwelt = environment
ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person
der Müll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter
-ung = -ing
die Vermüllung = littering
ver- = see before
zweifeln = to doubt
-ung = see before
die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation
die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …
This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING
#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off
das Monster = monster
das Wort = word
der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor
der Monsterwortgroll = …
Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll
die Bildung = formation
die Imitation = imitation
un- = un-, in-
fähig = able
-keit = -ility
die Unfähigkeit = inability
der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words
What I’m curious about: If a German person came out with the word
‘Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll’
would a German listener just instantly know what they were on about, and get the highly specific meaning of the monster word?
Yes, without a second of thinking. Because saying the word takes time so the listener understands the word while it is being said.
Serious question—if you don’t know/can’t remember the actual word for something, if you make up a compound word that gets the point across (such as saying “kindhund” when you mean puppy), will native speakers generally applaud your effort or think you sound ridiculous?
A native speaker will understand, will acknowledge that you have understood that principle of the German language, and will probably think ‘how cute’.
My foreign exchange student did that all the time when she couldn’t remember words. It was awesome, I understood her perfectly, and I’m still in awe at how well she picked up on How To German. So feel free to make your own compound words whenever you need!
団長(猫の名前)!久しぶりだなあ!
male fragility
bonus:
She’s right though. Soir means night
No it’s bonnuit. Soir is evening
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what’s going on over there guys?
Direct Action
Honestly, “Let’s make it so they can’t ignore fixing what needs fixing” is pretty great.
Toronto resident turns neglected pothole into a tomato garden.
Of course, once someone did something constructive with it, the city HAD to come put a stop to that.
so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them
so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail
Fortunately, he did go to jail.
Lena Waithe Explains the Significance of Cutting Her Hair (video)
Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?
Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.
Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:
This is oddly specific.
I want a new character
Then make one.
👀👀👀👀
I don’t even got nothin to say
who would’ve thought the bird who protected her pedophile rapist brother and works with pedophiles on her tracks would be okay and completely unapologetic for dating another pedophile rapist?