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Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy doo, yickedy da, ping pong, lippy-tappy-too-ta! I DON'T TRUSTle but I do, do (hahah dodo XD aaw poop): Sci-Fi, Fantasy, the BBC, videogames, myself, weird friends and Awesomeness.

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[half-princess-half-nerdy-goose]

Anyone lonely?

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[half-princess-half-nerdy-goose]

Damn....

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[half-princess-half-nerdy-goose]

Anyone wanna do anything, anything at all?

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

reblog if you eat pizza crusts

it’s for science

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

🤔🤔🤔

[hyperjet3524]

Ya’ll doing amazing sweeties.

[sealpremacy]

how the turn tables

[blackwoolncrown]

why would they need to do that? Does it cause them distress or something to be away from their families???? i don’t get it

[squeezemetillipop]

If they didn’t want to be separated from their families they shouldn’t have joined ICE

[zagreus]

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

[zagreus]

[kintsunegi]

op where’s the other two

[zagreus]

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

[butchcurious]

Yes we are.

[zagreus]

you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

[zagreus]

on your own head be it……

[aerosorceress]

they protected us

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

My reply is no

Don’t count on it

My sources say no

Very doubtful

Outlook not so good

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Ask again later

Reply hazy try again

Concentrate and ask again

Outlook good

Most likely

Signs point to yes

As I see it, yes

Yes

You may rely on it

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

It is decidedly so

It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.

CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)

“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”

Source

This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.

[anxietyproblem]

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[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[element-of-change]

[bro-winkle]

book one // book three

[habibi243]

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[half-princess-half-nerdy-goose]

Oh actually buggers

[onion-souls]

Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two or three, and quite a few would be frail with old age, sinking to 8-9 strength. All in all, we can only add a total of +1 damage per round from Brutus.

An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.

Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.

So the Roman senate had a damage-per-round of 66, more than enough to kill Caesar in one round even without factoring in surprise round advantage.

[wearebarbarian]

Now THESE are the kind of statistics I wanna see!

[mystar21]

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