Where's the other half?

It's all fun and games until the biscuit falls into your cuppa

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

[bob-artist]

I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

@ladystormcrow

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[catadromously]

[rockandrollsstuff]

Happy Birthday to Freddie Mercury, born this day in 1946 in Stone Town, Tanzania.

[flowercrown-bard]

Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery

[lovebugism]

[secondlina]

Working all week long (because I'm an artist).

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[slayerdaily]

#heard you were talking shit

[cinemagal]

“CHAPTER 8 - PAPA” STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 (2022)

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[strohsylvia]

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

[luvtonique]

No like, tits

[gilded-dragons]

This?

[luvtonique]

No like, hooters

[silverscreeny]

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[depsidase]

[summers-pratt]

[slayerbuffy]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — 5x07: “Fool for Love”.

[legendarytragedynacho]

Adam Ant

[campsis]

Vanessa Stockard (@vanessastockard): King of the melon

[valtsv]

i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

[valtsv]

this is the definition of living deliciously

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber