when u best the dark magic allegations

Cal/Tic Tac/Bill E. Goat // It/its // 27// 7ENTP // Melancholic // ♏ // lord help me, im back on my bullshit ||Messenger is open to anyone!||

[potato-lord-but-not]

ok I think y’all are ready to see transgender Frankenstein’s monster I did for class

[girlskissinger]

A young trans man born and died in the 1700s, unable to socially or medically transition, is brought back to life hundreds of years later by their immortal vampiric lover who studied sex, surgery, and necromancy for hundreds to years in order to bring him back in the body he's always wanted

[times-like-these-deactivated202]

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[popli-teal]

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[setulose]

fujoing out again in margaritaville

[animentality]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[molabuddy]

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[the-haiku-bot]

Dom: lets try this new

kink called i will shoot you with

a gun. Here we go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vamplire]

hear me out. two vampires one coffin.

[deathtokillian]

And they were tombmates..

[vamplire]

ohmygod they were tombmates.

[eeriedragone]

King stop letting weird creatures from other dimensions into your head!!!!

And I see you Bill, stop going after scruffy scientists with massive egos, you can do better!!!!

[strawlessandbraless]

Boys will be boys

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

[fortheturnstiles]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[himbohopkins]

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.