Eat Something Tasty

Shawn. 18. Texas. University of North Texas-Social Work. My dream is to help those with sex and porn addictions, have a lovely day!

[halfgayscientist-blog]

this semester literally killed me i am coming to you from beyond the grave

[theskylightsupforyou-blog]

Arp 188 and the Tadpole’s Tidal Tail Credit: ACS Science & Engineering Team, NASA To find out more, visit: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060108.html

[theskylightsupforyou-blog]

M45: The Pleiades Star Cluster Credit: Robert Gendler To find out more, visit: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060109.html

[theskylightsupforyou-blog]

The Tadpoles of IC 410 Credit: Ken Crawford (Rancho Del Sol Observatory) To find out more, visit: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060111.html

[halfgayscientist-blog]

I’m Back

So, yeah that was fun. I’ve been gone for I guess nearly two years now, mainly because I’ve been in such a shitty state. I developed a couple of addictions and had to get a lot of treatment for them but I’m doing a lot better now. So updates: I am in a LDR with a wonderful woman named Stephanie, now a year and a third or some such. Best relationship I’ve had, no abuse so much support I go to the University of North Texas, I’m a junior now woop! I’m majoring in social work I’m still here in Texas and I’m 18 and I guess that’s about it I love y’all, I’m sorry for any worries I’ve caused

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

cute pet names for your significant other :)

-You Fucking Worm -Potato -Helen -Dumper -Paul Blart Mall Cop -You Sloppy Son Of A Bitch -Dollar Dispenser -Mold

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

[stunningpicture]

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

[marlbororedgirl]

aesthetic

[autonomous-geordie-deactivated2]

Class war.

[preciousnugget]

Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name

William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)

Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart

Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn 

Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach

Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin

Rondo alla Turca- Mozart

Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret

The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)

Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach

O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff

Funeral March- Chopin

Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach

Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar

Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn

Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet

The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner

Für Elise- Beethoven

Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli

Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi

Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky

Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky

Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik

Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes

Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig

Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland

Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig

New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak

Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)

Canon in D- Pachelbel

Add others if you want! Have fun!

[jsbachtopus]

Dies Irae (from Requiem) - Verdi

Flight of the Bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov

Finale to the 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky

Der Holle Rache kocht in meiner herzen (aka the Queen of the Night aria) - Mozart

Libiamo ne’ lieti calici - Verdi

Largo al factotum - Rossini

Overture to The Barber of Seville - Rossini

The Blue Danube Waltz - Strauss

Moonlight Sonata (mvmt. 1) - Beethoven

Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

I’m sure there are more but these were some of the first that came to mind as missing!

[teunvolkarin]

I think this one’s missing, one of my favourites:

Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns

[maythecorpsbewithyou]

This is one of the best classical music master-posts I’ve ever seen. I’m so proud of yall

[pleatedjeans]

via

[petitechocopie]

Pure gold shit. 

[memes-luna]

i feel a strange connection with this zach person

[rneggy]

me: flawless

[inkskinned]

my brother’s girlfriend is like 5 feet 2 inches but she’s completely jacked like gymnastics/parkour/martial arts is her dealio and since she’s a female engineer + CEO at 24, she was being interviewed by a kid for a school project and he asked her “aren’t you scared the boys will make fun of you?”

and she just cracked her knuckles and said, “i hope they do.”

[bicepsandbooty]

GOALS.

[queerhawkeye-deactivated2017012]

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

[vickicore]

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

[juliawegotcows]

File under: Things that are part of the problem.

[bookmad-deactivated20151003]

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

[wifiey]

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”