fashion & sarcasm

Perry. Female. 17. Jewish. Mostly nice.

[stolentweets]

[thisegyptinboy-deactivated20140]

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[onlytwitterpics]

[approach]

[theslaybymic]

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

i love this so much

[colachampagnedad]

for all my quiet & reserved men going thru it i love u all

[queenstravelingdarling]

This!!!! Spread this message around. Crying is good!!!!

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[crownkillers]

when a character you hate dies

[ruinedchildhood]

[skagged]

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

[forever90s]

[earthdad]

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

[chevalure]

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

[hashtagloveloses]

IF THIS IS ONLY BOOK 4 THAN WE ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[baeron-tveit]

[so-true]

[crimeshetyped]

this is the real dream

[kushandwisdom]

[1juli]

[eatpizzas]

when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav