✨She/Her✨AFTG✨24✨ "Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. Hide your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them." ~ Miss. Piggy
Hi hello welcome! Here's a masterpost of my AO3 works and Tumblr Tags :)
Current Ongoing:
Glacial - (Andriel, Rate T) Apocalyptic AU set in an ice age. Lots of cuddling (just for the warmth and shared body heat of course)
Faerie - (Andriel, Rated M) Fantasy AU, Andrew's best friend is a sentient plant
Game of Survival - (Kevin POV, Rated T) established secret relationship Andreil, aged up Andreil, big brother Neil (but he's also a dick)
New Beginnings - (Andreil, Rated G) stardew valley AU based off of my twitter thread!
All my series and one shots and tumblr tags are below the cut!
Professor Neil series:
An AU series where pre Palmetto, Neil was caught by his father and ended up loosing a leg. He is now a Math and Linguistic Professor and just so happens to be married to professional exy player Andrew Minyard.
Necessary Losses - (Andreil, Rated T, 9.7k) Neil bullys Kevin, Neil and his grad students go to an Exy game, Neil's mobility support dog is named Duke and she's everything to me thank youuuu
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - (Andriel, Rated G, 3.6k) Neil has a rough day at work, loving husband Andrew stops by
It's Alright, It's Okay series:
A collection of post canon fluff pieces
Soft Mornings (Gray Skies) - (Andreil, Rated M, 1.4k) lazy mornings, cuddles, implied smut at the end
My Home Will Never Be A Place - (Andreil, Rated G, 3k) Andrew POV, soft boys
Take This Heart, Put Yourself In It - (Andreil, Rated T, 2.9k) Andrew's birthday, Neil surprises him, Matt and Andrew are roommates
Petrichor - (Andreil, Rated G, 1.8k) rainy days, Neil loves the rain
Arlo Minyard-Josten series:
In collaboration with @prince-peachie, Arlo is Andrew and Neil's adopted son.
Can You Hold Me - (Andreil, Rated G, 1.1k) Toddlers are heavy, idiots in love, Andreil are the best parents
Arlo and the Baseball Surprise - (Andreil, Rated G, 1.4k) Arlo is a prankster, Andrew has no sympathy
Rough Draft - (Andriel, Rated M, 12k) 5+1 of the professional years Andrew and Neil aren't on the same team and the one time they finally make it
To Run - (Andriel, Rated T, 1.5k) vent fic about anxiety and panic attacks, Neil runs but always calls Andrew
Hey, Pumpkin - (Andreil, Rated G, 4.3k) Andrew gets arrested when fans spot him driving around known rival Neil's car. Nevermind that they live together and are dating
Aquascape - (Andreil, Rated G, 2k) Mermay 2023, Andrew and Neil are the size of clown fish.
Think With Your Head - (Andreil, Rated E, 9.6k) Andrew has a wet dream missing Neil
Cruel Summer - (Andreil, Rated T, 3k) AFTG Mixtape 2023, based on a Taylor Swift song, sneaking out, secret relationships
Fireside - (Andreil, Rated G, 4.7k) The Foxes take a winter vacation
Gorgeous - (Andreil, Rated M, 6.7k) 5+1 of others finding out Neil's pet name for Andrew, implied sexual content, POV alternates
Tearing My Seams, Lucid Reality - (Andreil, Rated E, 7.4k) SMUT, bottom Andrew, use of pet names, let Andrew be worshipped
Memento Mori - (pre-Andreil, Rated T, 4.2k) Neil is a grim reaper and Andrew accidenly stumbles upon him taking a soul
Covenant - (Andrew & Aaron, Rated G, 1.4k) Aaron is the first to reach out, and Andrew is the last to let go
What A Feeling - (Kevin & Andrew, Rated G, 900) Andrew and Kevin talk post Kevin's graduation
WIP Wednesday Tags:
ALL AFTG WIP Wednesday asks - what it says on the tin
ALL wips - I am so so sorry if you click this, it's a mess
Dragons AU - Andrew is a dragon shifter and Neil is a witch
Rivalry Same Team - Andreil secretly together and percieved as rivals, Andrew joins Neil's team
ASSassins - that one post about assassins trying to bone and just pulling more and more conealed weapons off of themselves
Snow White AU - vaguely Snow White inspired, no dwarves though I'm sorry
Arranged Marriage - historical fantasy AU, falling in love
Tattoo Shop/Flower Shop AU (Renison) - Tattoo Artist Allison and florist Renee
Ice Age - A glacial period apocalypse where everyone is living in another ice age
Hades and Persephone AU - exactly what it sounds like!
MerNeil - Andrew is a painter who falls into the ocean and is saved by a merman
Tutor Neil - Professor Neil prequel :) Math tutor Neil, getting together, pining, service dogs!
The Tunnel - AFTG supernatural beings AU with some provate school aspects
Teacher/Actor - Andrew is an English teacher and Neil is an A-List actor
Took a nose dive into AFTG fics for funsies and I have about 50 open tabs now so I thought hmmmm let's return to MY old fics and when I finally came to it was 1am and I had an additional 5k words added my professor Neil prequel.
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol
It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”
in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™
she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao
I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.
So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.
We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.
And then I look up.
And holy shit.
There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”
And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.
Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.
hello!! just was curious - did you used to do andreil fanart comic thingys tagged #para's doodles? not sure if im in the right place but ive been trying to dig through tumblr to find them cause they were so funny and i miss scrolling through the tag so much lol. but theres nothing under the tag anymore. just wondering if you know anything about it!
Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.
i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved
My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
