Half Pint Siphoner

Smut Side-Blog for Josette "Josie" Saltzman. Siphoner Witch. Gemini Coven. Twin sister of Lizzie. Daughter of Alaric Saltzman and Jo Laughin via Caroline Forbes. TVD/TO&Legacies canon divergent. Penned by Mariana (She/her) +18

[horrificmemes]

Send me ♋ for our muses to switch bodies for a thread.

-Submitted by Anonymous

[halfpintsiphoner]

hope knocked on the door, but didn't wait to be invited in. what would josie be hiding anyway? "josie?" she said, a smaller, hesitant note in her voice. "you got a minute to, um... you got a minute?" and she shut the door behind her.

"For you? Two whole minutes." Josie jokingly received her with a sweet, welcoming smile. On the inside, the siphon was already taking notes of the hesitating edge their local tribrid carried with her today. She was pretty curious, actually. Her ears even got a bit of a secret thrill out of hearing Hope trying to make her voice smaller for a change. "I haven't hear screaming so this isn't one of our twice per week supernatural Armageddons right? What's up?" She invited her to share, all suavity and kindness.

@sinfulmuses

[sinfulmuses]

hope smiled. she felt relief that Josie was being so sweet. then again, the brunette wasn't like her twin, wasn't like Lizzie. the blonde would have immediately made fun of and mocked hope, which as the tribrid wandered in further into the room, took a seat on a chair...

she sighed. "i'm just... i mean, no, it's no supernatural crisis." at least, not so much any longer. her whole life had been on big crisis after another. "i just, i guess... missed you?" she blushed as hope said that, never before having admitted to Josie her (maybe not so secret) crush.

"i was feeling lonely..." and sad.

[halfpintsiphoner]

Anyone hearing Hope's confession would assume Josie just won the lottery ten times in a row. Hope Mikaelson going for an unprompted show from her vulnerable side? But Josie knew exactly what she was doing all those times she figuratively patted the tribrid on the head with gentleness. And unlike Lizzie's eternal plan of being a raging bitch, her own scheme appeared to be going much better in making sure sure Hope was the bitch here. "Aww...That's so sweet." A seemingly surprised, delighted Josie commented with a happy smile. As if rewarding her (In reality rewarding herself for an awesome job having the tribrid finally crawling to her door on her own) she moved closer and with shocking boldness and all the charm of a playful fairy she sat on top of Hope's lap, as if it was the most normal seating arrangement in the world. The enchanting smile still on her lips. Nothing to comment here. "We should hang out more! But you always look so insanely busy..." She friskily pouted. "Were you feeling down about anything, girl?"

[landoflustyladies-archive]

Send in the dirty, raunchy fantasies your muse has had about mine, anon or not, and they’ll comment on them~

[halfpintsiphoner]

hope knocked on the door, but didn't wait to be invited in. what would josie be hiding anyway? "josie?" she said, a smaller, hesitant note in her voice. "you got a minute to, um... you got a minute?" and she shut the door behind her.

"For you? Two whole minutes." Josie jokingly received her with a sweet, welcoming smile. On the inside, the siphon was already taking notes of the hesitating edge their local tribrid carried with her today. She was pretty curious, actually. Her ears even got a bit of a secret thrill out of hearing Hope trying to make her voice smaller for a change. "I haven't hear screaming so this isn't one of our twice per week supernatural Armageddons right? What's up?" She invited her to share, all suavity and kindness.

@sinfulmuses

[depravedmemes]

Send ‘you cheap whore’ for my muse to let your muse fuck their face in exchange for $1 (or a similar low amount of money).

Alternatively, send ‘I’m a cheap whore’ for my muse to fuck your muse’s face in exchange for paying your muse with $1 (or similar low amount), instead!

[fmfs-a]

bimbofication meme.

send in a symbol for my muse to turn yours into a bimbo using the following method. ( or alternatively, send ‘brainwash me’ if you want the method of choice to be random. ) the intensity of the transformation could be as mild as a simple blank slate, or as extreme as a full on body augmentation on top of that, up to you.

📢 — a trigger word / phrase / noise.

💥 — a simple snap of the fingers.

📼 — a hypnotic video / tape.

💉 — a sedative drug.

🍷 — a potion / liquid drug.

🍬 — a special sort of candy / consumable drug.

💅 — some tool of makeup. (lipstick, nail polish, etc.)

♒️ — a scent or smell that induces the altered state.

[halfpintsiphoner]

"Woof!" from hope

"Think you can be a good pup? I want to get some photos."

@sinfulmuses

[halfpintsiphoner]

Send Me "Woof!" For a Pet Play/Puppy Play Sentence Starter!

1. "Come here and let me put your leash on"

2. "You haven't touched your bowl."

3. "I want us to try petplay."

4. "You're such a good puppy."

5. "Be a good pup and go fetch my paper."

6. "Come here so I can put your kneepads on."

7. "It's nice out, would you like to go for a walk?"

8. "I've entered you in a Best In Show competition."

9. "I've entered you in a Dog Fight."

10. "I thought I told you that you weren't allowed on the bed?"

11. "Did you just scratch me?"

12. "Go on, into your cage."

13. "Look at this. It's a tail plug."

14. "Let me put your mitts on you."

15. "I've been thinking about getting another puppy for you to play with."

16. "Do you wanna play boy?"

17. "Don't you dare come in here all muddy like that."

18. "I'm trying to work. Stop trying to hump my leg."

19. "Do you like the look of puppy hoods?"

20. "I want you on all fours next to the bed when I get home."

21. "Go on, wag that tail for me."

22. "Give me your paw."

23. "Yeah yeah, I see you panting. Tell me what you want."

24. "Will you stop chewing on my foot?"

25. "Aren't you just the prettiest pet ever."

26. "That bone gag was the best purchase I ever made."

27. "I've got you a gift, I hope you've been good."

28. "Stop that noise or I'll have to put your muzzle on."

29. "You look so cute, curled up by the fire."

30. "You've been good, so come on, you can be up on the couch."

31. "Do you want a treat pet? Beg."

32. "Are you going to keep squeaking that toy at me?"

33. "Come look, I got some new tags for your collar."

34. "Think you can be a good pup? I want to get some photos."

35. "Lets go play out in the yard."

36. "You know, some people rent their pups out as breeders."

37. "Your floppy little ears look so cute."

38. "I'm taking you to a club tonight pet."

39. "Stop whining or I'll never let you out."

40. "Y'know, I'd much prefer not to have to use the shock collar on you, but you leave me no choice."

41. "Lets go get some dinner."

42. "Go fetch your leash, we're going for a ride in the car."

43. "Your drooling all over my trousers."

44. "You'll sleep in the cage tonight untill you can learn proper behaviour"

45. "Want to sleep with me tonight?"

46. "Such an obedient pup, open wide and I'll give you a treat"

47. "Behave yourself, or you'll be an outside dog."

48. "Stop rubbing yourself against all the furniture."

49. "Roll over pup, let me rub your belly."

50. "Bad puppies get time outs."

[storysenpai-archive-deactivated]

Send me, ‘‘I hate this’‘ for a Starter where my Muse walks in on yours frustrated and unable to orgasm.

Send ‘‘Reverse I Hate This’ for your Muse to walk in on mine.

[halfpintsiphoner]

iindecent​:

halfpintsiphoner​:

Palmer had reached the point of desperation, that’s why she had contacted Sofia. It felt like an absolute long-shot, the girl entirely unsure how the other woman would even react. They had hooked-up months ago and Palmer figured it had meant nothing, which in result meant that she meant nothing. Sofia didn’t owe her anything, certainly not a response to her anguished text messages and definitely not a meeting in broad daylight in an overpopulated diner. Palmer was glad that she came though – it was written all over her face. “That’s cause they haven’t gotten to me yet. A few more weeks and I might be nothing but a pile of bones and teeth.” Gruesome, but Palmer knew it probably wasn’t far from the truth. She was in some deep shit. Far deeper than she probably even realized. When the waitress returned with the coffee carafe, Palmer slid her mug towards the end of the table, signaling she wanted another refill. “I wish it was only foreplay.” She replied with a weak laugh, tearing the lid off a few creamers to dump them into her coffee. “I fucked up.” Palmer’s gaze fell from Sofia’s, landing on the contents of her coffee as she watched the tendrils of steam curl into the air. “I don’t know how to fix it.”

“Not if whoever is supposed to get you knows what they are doing, you won't. Dental records are a really easy way to identify someone.” It took more than some hazy impending death bet to bring an inch of intimidation to her features. Those were exchanged as regularly as the weather forecast in her world. But Sofia was intrigued. For the singular night she was there, Palmer belonged to the only part of her universe that didn't get those. The part that was supposed to make their best roadrunner impression and never look back as soon as the suspicions on her line of work arrived instead of the equivalent to cellphone fireworks to get her attention.

The tints of desperation, she took seriously and with interest. Even if most could have never guessed by the carefree way her eyes openly abandoned the other to her coffee to dreamily inspect the place. Uncertain on what this was about yet, eyes drifted with expert innocence disguising a hidden sharp, coldness just in case before returning to her.

“I have a good eye for these things. None of the customers here are on the clock.” She almost surprised herself by the protective edge she directed at Palmer as she found her own arm leaning and her hand reaching for hers. As if, just for a moment, congratulating her for making such a good job with those creamers while she wasn't looking. “Listen. Its just you, me and a waitress that cares about her tip too much to say anything but is kind of worried you might be trying to replace your entire bloodstream with coffee judging by the look she gave you a moment ago.” She reassured with commanding certainty before leaning back on her seat. “So just breath. Relax. Take a couple of sips to spite her whenever she looks this way. And tell me the story of how you fucked up.”

[falrytales]

open to: m/f/nb muse: palmer voss ( 21, art major / nude model / recovering addict ) based on: you’re a heavy criminal and we hooked up a while ago but fuck, i owe my drug dealer money and i really pissed him off bc that’s what i do and now i need you to help me otherwise i’m gonna be dead and you actually know what ur doing so

Palmer wrapped both hands around the mug of scalding hot diner coffee the waitress just delivered in front of her, hoping it would take the chill out of her bones. Every time the bell hanging over the front door chimed, indicating a new patron entered the establishment, her eyes would light up, hoping to see the person who she requested a meeting with. Three cups of coffee and one blueberry muffin later when she was just about to ask for her check, they arrived. A relieved smile tugged at her cheeks as she took in their presence as they approached her booth. “You came.” Gratefulness hung heavy on both words. “I didn’t think you would. Figured you were too busy doing dark Lord shit or whatever.” 

[halfpintsiphoner]

“I won't lie. You kind of caught me in between throwing some kittens up trees and burning down an orphanage. Busy schedule this week.” Sofia teasingly played along with a devilish smirk. Very much not ashamed of her ties to organized crimes but very much failing to mention that her previous engagement had actually turned into a pretty bloody affair as she took a seat in front of Palmer. Intercepting the approaching waitress halfway there, she pointed to the other's mug with a nod to copy her order, “Well...You look like the prettiest thing that ever had a target on her back” She knew the look all too well. Even if most people with that kind of nervous energy were desperately trying to run away from her guys, not waiting for her with what seemed like crumbs of a conquered muffin. “I'm guessing the mysterious SOS, life or death vibes of your messages were more than original foreplay to get me here?”

[sinfulmuses]

open / anyone

Hope giggled as they came closer, and she felt a thrill going up her spine. she’d emptied her head with a special concoction, of course, because that made everything so much more fun! hope shifted on the bed, her tits nearly hanging out of her tank top. 

“don’t you wanna play? i wanna play. don’t you?” 

[halfpintsiphoner]

This...wasn't what they were supposed to be doing. What they should have been doing is playing the Nancy Drew duo and trying to find out who played them that infuriating prank with their milkshakes last time (Penelope was Josies's main suspect) They still haven't lived down their recent....Exploits in stupidity and all the unwanted fame it gave them. 

But god, it had felt so good! To be dumb and silly without any worries and surprisingly slutty. She was shocked Hope felt the same and when her neurons actually had double digits she felt extremely ashamed but...  how could she say no to help her recreate the formula?

She couldn't. Clearly. Which was way she was gazing at Hope with an idiotic, cheerful smile on her face. Obviously just a one time relapse! This was NOT going to become a thing.

“I love your big, bouncy tits, Hope! They are so big and amazing!” The moronic Josie returned without filter and praised delighted. Crawling like a playful kitten and rushing against her friend on the bed. Starting to kiss Hope's tank top of over her curves. Her tits felt great even with the tank top on! She kissed and kissed all over the fabric without permission or apology.  “I totally want to! What are we going to play?”

[halfpintsiphoner]

“I want to be your pet.” (Hope to, um, dark!Josie maybe?)

Josie had been preparing for the inescapable Hope Mikaelson confrontation. Assuming there would be some lame heroic attempt at ruining her fun sooner rather than later. This...Was not what she expected to hear when their home savior finally decided to intercept her.  

“What was that?” A soothing menace in her voice.  Darkened eyes observed her with demanding curiosity and a shadowy allure of interest. ”All this nice and exciting dark magic vibes must be messing with my ears. What was it that the most overpowered little bitch in supernatural history just said to me?”

@sinfulmuses

[sinfulmuses]

Hope ducked her head down, exhaled slowly, and then looked squarely at Josie. She had tried to think of a plan, she had tried to figure out a way to win Josie back to herself-- at least, that’s what Hope told herself. That she’d tried. 

But ever since Josie had been this way, it had awoken such horrible (or great) thoughts in the tribrid. It was like there was a power in Josie’s words that made Hope ache to get down on her hands and knees for the woman. 

She wasn’t sure why; she’d never thought of herself as super submissive before, and yet, the very idea of Josie just... just owning her that way? It made Hope’s entire body tingle. 

“That I... um... I want to be your pet.” Please, she thought, looking up almost hopefully at Josie’s darker side. 

[halfpintsiphoner]

Josie waited for the punchline with an unimpressed sneer. But as the seconds passed and all she got from Hope was that amazing please kick me jut as long as you touch me puppy look, the realization that this might not be some lame trick conjured an intrigued grin to her lips.

Well, if Josie could find out how much she appreciated having the power, why couldn't her little frenemy connect with her inner mutt?

“Don't we have a policy against pets in this school?” Every syllable from her lips radiated power and mockery. Very much implying that as the only surprising thing about Hope's shameful little confession as she approached her, very much observing her with the condescending amusement of a girl at a pet store. “Besides...Even a stray fleabag without owner should know better than to beg on two feet.” Josie chided smug and giggled. 

“Well, girl? Bark up and share...Why do you want to be my pet?”

[depravedmemes]

Send “I’m just a dumb girl.” for my muse to make your muse do whatever my muse wants, in the guise of knowing better than your muse.

Freely specify what, exactly, my muse makes yours do!

[fmfs-a]

bimbofication meme.

send in a symbol for my muse to turn yours into a bimbo using the following method. ( or alternatively, send ‘brainwash me’ if you want the method of choice to be random. ) the intensity of the transformation could be as mild as a simple blank slate, or as extreme as a full on body augmentation on top of that, up to you.

📢 — a trigger word / phrase / noise.

💥 — a simple snap of the fingers.

📼 — a hypnotic video / tape.

💉 — a sedative drug.

🍷 — a potion / liquid drug.

🍬 — a special sort of candy / consumable drug.

💅 — some tool of makeup. (lipstick, nail polish, etc.)

♒️ — a scent or smell that induces the altered state.

[rpmemesyo]

Send "You're mine now, do you understand?" For my muse to be yours' brainwashed servant.

Alternatively, send “Yes, master.” For your muse to be mine’s!

[fmfs-a]

kink-themed sentence starters. — bimbo/bimbofication

“Do us both a favor and turn your brain off.”

“Any brain cells left in that little head of yours?”

“All this thinking is making my head hurt…”

“I was called the school slut because I slept with my teachers to get good grades.”

“How do you expect me to concentrate when all I can think about is having your cock down my throat?”

“People sometimes tell me my (boobs/ass) must be bigger than my brain.”

“Wanna see a cool trick?”

“You’re… not the brightest bulb, are you?”

“I bet I can fit that cock between these big tits.”

“Oooh, I love (insert inappropriate phrase/kink here)!”

“I’m just happy to make myself useful.”

“I don’t think a minute goes by where I don’t want a big cock inside me.”

“You should be proud of your assets. Both of them.”

“Oh my god, look how good my (boobs look/ass looks)!”

“Tell me what to do. I can be a good girl.”

“I’m only good for sucking dick and getting fucked.”

“(Baby/Daddy), I need you. Let me sit on your lap.”

“I wish I had a dick to suck every morning when I wake up.”

“You can’t think today. Good girls don’t think.”

“Repeat after me: cumming is for men, edging is for girls.”

“Boobs over brains. That’s what guys like, right?”

“You like my makeup? I made myself all nice and pretty just for you, (baby/Daddy).”

“My Daddy always tells me to live on the edge.”

“I always do what men want. That’s what I’m here for.”

“I love being a meat hole.”

“I’ve been told I am an expert at tending to a man’s needs.”

“I can shove my whole fist down my throat. You wanna see?”

“If I show you my boobs, can I get a free drink?”

“Do you like my boobs? My (boyfriend/daddy) just got them for me.”

“Golden showers are the best showers!”

“Sorry. I know I’m a slow girl. Maybe… maybe you could teach me?”

“Dumb is fun!”

“Fuck, I’m so wet (baby/Daddy).”

“If I wasn’t wearing any panties, I’d be making a mess like… everywhere.”

“Can I suck your dick under the table, (baby/Daddy)?”

“I want to be (a/your) little fuckdoll.”

“You wanna look at my boobs? Maybe that’ll help cheer you up. I know it cheers me up, hehe.”

“(Insert trigger phrase here.)”