shane at the denver airport seeing their flight is delayed: fuck the flight is delayed
ilya: don't worry moya lyubov i will fix
ilya at the delta desk: fly this plane right now or i will detonate my bomb

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shane at the denver airport seeing their flight is delayed: fuck the flight is delayed
ilya: don't worry moya lyubov i will fix
ilya at the delta desk: fly this plane right now or i will detonate my bomb
This world is just toooo funny yall. But itâs really not a laughing matter at all is whatâs crazy about it all
I really thought that Ilya calling Shane 'baby' was the height of my hedonistic wish fulfillment but then I discovered Shane calling Ilya 'baby' and well. Well I've got news for you guys. My depravity knows no bounds.
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yknow when youâre overstimulated and then your partner starts obliviously doing wack ass shit right next to you and you think youâre going to end up committing your first murder? yeah ilya does that to shane. shane will be overstimulated as fuck just needing to have quiet and solitude and ilya will come bursting loudly into the room with anya riling her up like this
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âWilliamsâ victory feels especially well deserved because Shane Hollander is not an easy character to portray. As we wrote in our review of the series, Williams delivers âa masterclass in micro-expressions and physical restraint.â Shane spends much of the story fighting against himself, suppressing emotions he barely allows himself to acknowledge, and Williams manages to communicate entire emotional arcs through a glance, a tense jaw, or a slight shift in posture. Every crack in Shaneâs carefully constructed armor lands with devastating impact because of the work Williams puts in throughout the series.
Seeing that performance recognized on one of Canadaâs biggest stages feels incredibly rewarding. Williamsâ win is also historic in its own right. At just 25 years old, he became the youngest performer ever to win Best Lead Performer, Drama, at the Canadian Screen Awards, accomplishing the feat on his very first nomination.â
- Q+ Magazine
Connor Storrie | Interview Magazine
Connor Storrie photographed by Ritchie Jo Espenilla for VULTURE, 2025
Absolutely a sucker for the âARE YOU HURTâ once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused âIâm fineâ from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins
and when its the FIRST thing they ask. before anything else, before they even call out their name. that's the ONLY thing on their mind.
they make me want to say "oh they're married" (probably a part 1)
I fucking know that Ilya would get really into The Lonely Island. theyâd be on some yacht trip and heâd blast âIâm On a Boatâ. heâd play âDick In A Boxâ and tell Shane heâs gonna do this for him for Christmas. âJizzed In My Pantsâ would come on shuffle and heâd be like âhaha Hollander this song is about youâ and Shane would roll his eyes. heâd think âWe Like Sportzâ is hilarious and would play it obnoxiously loud in the locker room before practice. heâd send Marly a link to â3-wayâ and a text that says âhaha usâ, and Marly would reply âHell yeah brotherâ. heâd dress up as a pirate for Halloween only so he could sing âJack Sparrowâ for karaoke at Boodâs party. heâd play âLike a Bossâ after therapy with Galina, still crying from the session, literally fist pumping in his car to hype himself up, especially with the âcry deeply (like a boss)â line. heâd be playing fetch with Anya in the backyard and shout âTHREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDDDâ every time he threw the tennis ball. heâd put on a turtleneck for date night, his momâs necklace over the collar, turning to Shane with a smirk, and say âlook I am Andy Sambergâ. they're holding each other after sex, Ilya still inside of Shane, and he'd start whisper singing "I Just Had Sex" and Shane would groan so loudly and push away Ilya's face but he's also trying not to laugh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
ilya would love putting chips on a sandwich
every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
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