[sexysilverstrider]

oh my GOD

[bunniebells]

some stepping stones i made! a big stone, a few smaller stones, and a cracked stone <3

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[afaerytalelife]

[infurito-blog]

[golfwang]

[retrogamingblog]

Legend of Zelda Pendants made by MiraCrafts

[unaccepted-pylades-deactivated2]

the stakes are high

[cat-memes-only]

[thebestoftumbling]

[black--lamb-blog]

lmaoooooooo

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[catsofinstagram]

[ms-meggie]

His legs are so short but his tail is so long 😍😍😍

[nintentown]

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[ghostpain-deactivated20161208]