so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dadās side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doingā¦we donāt know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in pĆØre lachaise.Ā
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message likeĀ āpls put flowers on ur uncle samuelās grave because heās gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasnāt alreadyā because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to pĆØre lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im likeĀ āok gran I can do thatā bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesnāt DESERVE THATĀ
i figure out which plot heās on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.Ā
HE GONE.Ā
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.Ā
*celine dionās smash hit āmy heart will go onā playing in the distance*Ā
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.Ā
Youāre pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, heās been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
