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No regrets.
October 20, 2017 at 01:30AM
What would you do? Do you have any #WorstDate experiences?
In the mood for a glitter pool party? Koko has you covered!
Why the hell spell it when you can feeeeel it? 😊
When everyone around you is falling in love and you’re just over there like...
When you agree to go on a brunch date and find out they don't eat avocado 😦
When your parents try to hook you up with someone... 😧
Hump Day Shimmy 💃
Ooh La La! The force is strong with this one 😏
Don’t embarrass yourself... If it’s unsolicited, DON’T do it! 😪
Your reaction when your crush finally asks you out on a date...
Find your flock 🐔🐧🐦🐤
Does your life insurance know that you like to be strangled during sex?
Koko welcomes all (non) genders from all walks of life. Find your Jack or Jill. Or both... 🙊
IT’S CARNIVAL WEEKEND! 🎉🍾✨🎊🎈💃
Did you know: Carnival is a profane event celebrated in Catholic countries 40 days before Easter. It ends on ‘Fat Tuesday’, followed by the beginning of Lent on Ash Wednesday when one is meant to abstain from all bodily pleasures and vices. Err, riiiight.
It was made popular in Rio de Janeiro, known as the Carnival Capital of the world, but is celebrated in all corners of the globe. So whether you’re religious or whether you’re simply looking for a good time, find the carnival celebrations in your city: dress up, get freaky, and have one heck of a party!
Or, you know, stay home and watch the whole thing from the comfort of your sofa. Your choice 😋
Here’s how it’s going down in Cologne at the moment. Photo credit to our star user: Melissa Manson.
Valentine? Who the Hell is Valentine?!
Oh, the dreaded February. The time of year where all the world’s hopeless romantics celebrate the most unimaginative, consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance that humanity has ever seen.
Yes, dears, Valentine's Day is mere hours away, and it is one of our absolute least favourite “occasions” of the year. Here are a few reasons why:
1. Being single (on V-day) sucks. For some singles, it’s enough being reminded on a daily basis how lonely and alone they are. Then along comes Schmalentines where you literally have to suffer through an entire day of cheesy romance, mushy couple shit, and red-and-white heart shaped balloons shoved in your face. Guys, it’s tacky. It makes single people feel unloved and unappreciated, and it is a complete waste of resources.
2. V-day is unnecessarily stressful. Ok so you’re not single, it’s V-day, and you’re running around like a headless chicken trying to make reservations or find gifts and cards that express your undying materialistic love, only to freak out when nothing goes as planned. Hmmm, NO.
3. It empowers gender stereotypes. For some men, V-day is considered a day to prove to their partners "just how much they love them." They go out, spend hard-earned cash on empty words printed on mass-produced Hallmark cards, slow-rotting roses and diamonds they can ill afford.
Meanwhile, said partner sits back, basks in this display of superficial love showing that men are the dominant ones in the relationship, which, let's face it, is a crock of shit. All relationships are and should be equal. No one should be expected to do more or less than the other based on gender. There, we said it.
5. V-day sucks because of all the lonely people who complain about how much it sucks. Note that these are the same individuals who LOVE V-day when they do have someone to share it with. Hey, are you a traffic light? Because stop.
6. February is the disobedient-child-who-was-put-into-the-naughty-corner of the year. The weather is borderline bipolar; it's the shortest month, and sometimes has that one extra day that just throws people off. Meh.
7. What to do?! How do you act around your single friends when you're the one in a relationship? Or, how do you act around your friends in a relationship if you're the single one?! Is all this over-exerted thinking really necessary?!
8. People who propose on V-day *rolls eyes* Seriously, could you be any more unoriginal?! Proposing on a day that everyone else also chooses to totally takes away the surprise element. In fact, it's almost expected in long-term relationships! Ugh, don't even.
9. Cupid is creepy. A chubby flying baby in a full diaper shooting "love" arrows at people. Errr, sure.
Now, don’t misunderstand. Everyone is different, and some people really dig the soppy stuff, which is ok too. But let’s face it, when you’re in a relationship based on trust and mutual understanding, love is naturally shared and appreciated, meaning every damn day is Valentine’s Day, and no amount of mush and cheese (except on pizza, obviously) is needed to prove it.
So, whether you're single, not single, in a complicated relationship or just prefer hanging out with furry friends, remember: less is more, and it's the little things that count. And if they don't appreciate that, then hey, it might be time to reconsider your options...
Find the original article here.
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10 last-minute DIY gift ideas that don’t suck and will get you brownie points with everyone.
The holidays can be a little hectic and procrastination tends to get the better of all of us sometimes. Ok, most of the time.
So if you’ve already mentally spent your paycheck and not in the mood to be drop-kicked and elbowed by other manic shoppers, try these quick and easy DIY gifts that don’t require you to morph into Martha Stewart and takes literally 15 minutes of your precious time. The best part is: Everyone will love them! Thank us later ;)
1. Even the naughty deserve something nice
Print, or make this gift tag yourself and attach it to a decadent treat for a friend, neighbour, family member, or some sexy underwear for that special someone...Ooh la la!
For those who absolutely cannot be bothered printing or making them, just buy them here. You’re welcome 🙂
2. Snowman chocolate bars
These cuties are super easy to make and literally won’t cost much or take too much time. If you really, really need a tutorial, then click this link. Don’t worry, we won’t judge.
3. Movie Madness snack basket
Everyone loves a good ol’ movie night on the sofa, but what’s a good movie without all the snacks, eh? Grab some candy, microwave popcorn, chips, wine, chocolate, and other yummy goodies, throw it into a basket or used popcorn holder, and POP! You have a snack pack! “Here’s looking at you, kid”
Click here a few ideas and a bit (or a lot) of inspiration.
4. Adult hot chocolate kits.
If you don’t already have everything you need to make these, a quick stop at the store will ensure you do. Add a bottle of Bailey’s or whiskey to make it boozy. Just don’t give this to your neighbour’s noisy kids!
Check out the tutorial here.
5. Personalised sharpie mug creations
Grab some markers or ceramic paint and personalise a plain old mug with their initials, draw something they love, or just let out your inner Picasso. Make sure you put the mug in the oven to set or all your “hard work” would go to waste.
Here’s how to do it.
6. Handmade gift coupons
By handmade, we really mean printed off :) Just add personalised services that apply to the receiver. It could be anything from a hug, home-cooked meal, movie-night, to a foot/back rub, spontaneous trip… Go on, get creative!
Print these cuties here.
7. Edible gifts
Get your bake on with these 3-ingredient cookies that look good and taste great! You wouldn’t even have to get your hands dirty! Ok, maybe just a little!
Here is the mouth-watering recipe.
8. Snowman, Christmas Elf and Reindeer Poop
All you’ll need for these are a few clear bags or empty tic-tac containers, a printable label, and an optional, endearing poem about the slightly disturbing contents.
Popular items for:
Snowman poop - small marshmallows (or just cut up some big ones), white dinner mints, tic-tacs
For elf poop - green and red M&M’s work a charm
Reindeer poop - chocolate covered raisins
Find accompanying poems here.
9. Reindeer bath goodies in a wash cloth
Ok this one requires a bit of skill, but don’t be shy to get creative. The more effort you put into it, the more special it becomes 😉
Find the tutorial here.
10. Super colourful Galaxy jars.
These creative gifts are inexpensive, very quick to make, and you probably already have everything you need lying around your house.
Get all the instructions here.