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@hallowkinght
Pinned messaged cuz fuck it
Rhea, Aged 28, Pan/Poly and open, They/She.
Terfs, White soups, Biggots, mionrs DNI
My messages are very much open and you can ask me anything!
Please be nice while you stay, and you will be treated as such!
girls that turn red after they get caught staring are so cute. like If you can’t even handle a little bit of eye contact across the room, how are you going to handle me staring you down while I make you beg? you’re going to be such a beautiful mess.
she’s such an overthinker i wanna fuck her until she cant think anymore
NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .
Hello whoever sees this, I don't usually post much at all but this week things are more dire and I feel the need to ask for help despite myself.
I'm currently disabled and out of work for nearly a year, and my families paycheck bounced last week. I'm hoping to help them with what I can if you can help me.
My venmo is: @Izzyizme1
My Cashapp is: $Gunderson4220
Anything helps. Thank you.
JOHN?!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?
WE DON'T BUILD BONE CHATDERALS OUT OF OUR FRIENDS!?
(Also does that mean Darthur is canonically dead?)
i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman
you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.
She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.
SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail
but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor
the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered
I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours
“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”
Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.
‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’
I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”
"...reblogged your post" ok so you want to fuck me?
Hearing the phrase “I touched myself while thinking about you” makes me become so dysfunctional. Like 🫠… really?… tell me what you were thinking? Promise you’ll do it again for me? And keep telling me? Please, please, please…
everyone smoke weed and get high with butches RIGHT NOW
I hate when customers hand out those stupid and ugly religious pamphlets that are made to look like money because at first glance I am so excited to have money for food or medicine, but the back just has a quote and then followed by "this is more valuable than money". It is disgusting and insulting to give these "tips" to people, especially the poor, and expect a thank you as if you have saved their life.
i implore anyone reading this to reblog this actually <3
I once, at my cashier job, refused to accept an anti-Halloween religious track. I told her that putting people on the spot at their place of work was annoying and not a good look. The store owner was nearby and probably heard me, but knowing him he was just giggling like a fiend.
But really, things like this is why servers and other customer service people wind up disliking Christians so much.
Funny thing I would do is I would accept the tracks and as soon as they walked away I would rip it up and throw it away.
Another one I would do is I would walk up and down the aisles of the hardware store I used to work at, find them, and throw them away.
Do the same thing if I see tracks or bibles in free little libraries.
I hate when customers hand out those stupid and ugly religious pamphlets that are made to look like money because at first glance I am so excited to have money for food or medicine, but the back just has a quote and then followed by "this is more valuable than money". It is disgusting and insulting to give these "tips" to people, especially the poor, and expect a thank you as if you have saved their life.
i implore anyone reading this to reblog this actually <3
I once, at my cashier job, refused to accept an anti-Halloween religious track. I told her that putting people on the spot at their place of work was annoying and not a good look. The store owner was nearby and probably heard me, but knowing him he was just giggling like a fiend.
But really, things like this is why servers and other customer service people wind up disliking Christians so much.
Hello fellow adorable pan poly person
Hello fellow poly person! Im terribly sorry that this got answered almost two years later, but I am glad to have finally see it!
Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
I'm sorry I had to do this. I couldn't not make this sound happen
whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.
Hi! I used to work for this company and can tell you how *awful* this company is.
The 15% or more is a way for them the get people to call or go online to get a quote for insurance. And more often than not the price is decently cheap, but after a certain time period they will run reports looking at your background information, driving record, and any MVR that they can find on you. And if they do, that price will shoot up over the next month after you by the policy.
They also will cancel insurance on a person if they find out that the policyholder is using their vehicle for ridesharing such as doordash, instacart, uber, and lyft. They will also harasse you if you are homeless and living out of your car.
But going back to the price, they also go off of certain factors when it comes to the areas that you are in that can raise your rate; such as medical costs, cost of labor to fix cars, and how often wrecks happen in your area.
Long story short don't use Geico. Do your research with buying insurance.
Its not the birbs that work for the government. its the green British lizard.
also his name is Larry.
yknow i think my new blog brand is great, but its missing something
oh yeah! here have some tummy n bush <3
Gods DAMN youre cute
