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2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

um. cut him in half

gorbling

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

animeaestheticsthings

The new trailer!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

ramen8008

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

raeboxx

🏁💚⭐️

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

cipheramnesia

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

val-the-bun

sankta-wraith

the original? on my dash?

urazen

love how intimidating and cool kisuke looks to the other soul reapers

urazen

kisuke's name can be broken down to the one that takes joy/pleasure in helping and assisting. on the other hand, kisuke tells us with a forlorn look that his bankai is not one that is suited for helping and training others strength. and then you go to look at his poem in volume 6, the death trilogy overture:

Yes, there is no Fate for us, Only those who are swallowed by ignorance and fear and miss a step Fall into the rapid river called Fate

kisuke doesn't like leaving things up to the unknown. he makes a thousand plans and solutions to avoid the very thing. he directs fate, not the opposite.

kisuke wants to help lift others up and assist them to becoming better even though his zanpakuto itself, a reflection of his soul, isn’t meant for assisting/training/helping others. he’s actively going against his nature, or 'fate' to do so..

kisuke also sees himself in aizen and deflects, so maybe taking on the mentorship role allows him to support and help others instead of himself, restraining the purely clinical/scientific part of him that wants to see how and why things happen? that also created the hogyoku, originally? which all leads back to breaking his fate of becoming the mad scientist with no conscience ? i dunno about this but i wanted to get it out there

guerkcheen

Of course, I have to do the same study for my other favorite Bleach man and show them together 🫦 btw no academy fit for Kisuke because I headcanon him that he never had to go to the academy growing up with Yoruichi~