TOUCAN? WHERE

She/her- Spaniard- your local, toucan-obsessed artist and writer (not active here um)

[cathianemelian]

Forget the Master Sword, here I come Ganon

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[delphina2k]

Choose Your Alignment stickers

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

The Farmer’s Daughter by Victor Adame

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Where do you see yourself in ten years?”

Me: (Just presents this picture without further explanation)

[drakthug]

[sentrysvoid]

The Hunger Games (2012) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

bonus:

[guzhufuren]

@aikinn yeah people should see this actually

[fc5jgeo]

Who is solving the Kira murders the fastest? The time to beat is 6-ish years.

Benoit Blanc (Knives Out)

Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Shawn Spencer (Psych)

Mystery Gang (Scooby-Doo)

Waver Velvet (Lord El-Melloi II's Case Files)

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Columbo (Columbo)

Dr. Gregory House (House)

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)

[show results]

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

Please reblog to increase data size. Please also add how long you think it would take and why.

[lindleland]

Phoenix Wright literally has a three day time limit

[gallusrostromegalus]

Benoit Blanc is onto Light's shit IMMEDIATELY, but may not be able to work out the HOW. Fortunately, he also doesn't necessarily care about solving things Legally. I give him about a month, during which Light totally fails to spell his name correctly.

BBC Sherlock has to loudly announce his name and get in everyone's face. He's dead within the hour.

Shawn Spencer wouldn't solve the Mystery, but he and Light will somehow get involved in Kooky Hijinks and Shawn makes Light realize that he's being a twerp, and the murders stop. Time Elapsed: 2-3 days.

The Mystery Gang hits Ryuk with the van and on the way to the hospital (this is the first time they haven't been able to pull of a mask and it's REALLY worrying them), Shaggy, Scooby and Ryuk have a Powerful Supernatural Entity Heart-to-Heart and Ryuk realizes he has more and better options to entertain himself. Time Elapsed: Negative Six days.

I don't know Waver Velvet enough to make a guess.

L Lawliet is too busy playing Gay Autism headgames with Light to figure out the Mystery. Does Not Solve it.

The reason we never see Columbo's Wife is that he himself possesses a Deathnote- His Wife gave it to him after he gave her eternal existence meaning, and they've been happily married with a collection of basset hounds since. He knows what's up immediately. but unlike Blanc, needs to trick Kira into offering proof admissible in a court of Law. Time Elapsed: 3 days to a week.

Dr. Gregory House is arrested at the airport for carrying drugs. Does Not Solve The Mystery.

Phoenix Wright will solve this mystery and prove it in court in three days, but he's bound by narrative convention to use EVERY LAST SECOND. Time Elapsed: 3 days

Winner: Scooby Doo, by Genre Upset.

[hamabi]

I drew Sans (ft. experimenting with markers and positively made me loose my knack for drawing human faces)

[dokidibi]

The only catgirl ever

[soundwall]

have fun w/ this

[greekceltic]

i'm curious to know more about herman and those rainbowy yarn powers he's got!

Herman is living yarn. He uses a magic puppet to masquerade as human. He's happy being himself, but he doesn't fully leave his puppet much. He likes a mix of both and enjoys the slow reveal when he meets someone he thinks will be receptive to the truth. (The whole truth). He enjoys the same sorts of relationships that regular people do. He doesn't have biological needs, but he still has emotional ones. He's also a huge flirt, and fully capable of carrying on a relationship-- in every way. Any length of his yarn can see, hear and speak, and has a sense of hot and cold, but he doesn't experience pain the same way we do. He's also STRONK. He's a big muscle and magical on top of that, so he's a force to be reckoned with. He is machine washable.

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[randomfangirl330]

[titsay]

diving into adulthood

[tatakaeeren]

EraserHead | My Hero Academia Season 6 Trailer

[bri-the-bi]

The Blackout Club is fucking dead but it’s still one of my all time favorite games to do with my friends

Anyway a list of things my friends and I have done while playing TBC

Jumped off a cliff and BODY SLAMMED a lucid just as it was coming out of a red door

Sleep tripped like FIVE SLEEPERS AT ONCE

Tried to make a giant star and then promptly fell from the platforms in the cryptogram library

FOAM DICK FOAM DICK FOAM DICK FOAM DICK—

Stabbed a shit ton of sleepers and lucids and then IMMEDIATELY triggered the shape

This

Me: WHO CARPETS THEIR FUCKING BATHROOM IT’S DISGUSTING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT—

My friends: uh,,, b-bri,,,,,, *gets grabbed by like four sleepers*

Getting marked and shaped IMMEDIATELY while cawing at me from a roof like a fuckin bird

Immediately leaves friend’s ass shaped there because HA THAT’S WHAT YOU G E T

*tries to jump onto platform below* *accidentally jumps into the fuckin VOID*

*throws lucid off a cliff* *ACCIDENTALLY FALLS WITH THE LUCID—*

Sat with two bodies in a corner for an hour while waiting for a friend to join for CIPHER HUNT (I named them Ben and Michael)

Stabbed three sleepers going for us IN A ROW (somehow none of them got found)

Hid under a desk with the shape RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME while being marked for like ten minutes

Hid behind a TREE while being marked for HALF AN HOUR I still don’t know how that worked

*tries to walk on a beam* *immediately falls*

“YOU WASTED OUR LAST FOAM” “……yOU DIDN’T GRAB ANY EITHER—” (she was off looking for ciphers)

The amount of times we’ve just. PILED bodies. Just. A bunch of body piles

*immediately grabs cipher* *the cipher is the hunger* “EUPHY WHY” “C,,,CIPHER 🥵” “BAD EUPHY. NO” “BUT CIPHER” “NO. BAD.”

There’s probably more I’m missing I love these people and I would LOVE to talk about my TBC OC Maya and her relationships with my friends’ characters because genuinely I love them so much and will this get any attention?? Probably not the game’s mostly dead BUT I couldn’t love it more

[bri-the-bi]

@you-go-doe I see you

[yougodoe-deactivated20260429]

SCREAMING PISSING CRYING SHRIEKINF

[whitepeopletwitter]

[patrickat]

This is exactly how he got the role playing Weird Al.

[saint-batrick]

not far off, actually. al contacted him, and radcliffe said he was very pleased and flattered but uh...why him? and al said he'd seen radcliffe sing the elements song next to a confused rihanna on the graham norton show like 15 years ago and went "this guy gets it."