What your favorite Hamilton song says about you
Alexander Hamilton: Dude you know there's a whole musical right?
Aaron Burr, Sir: Gay. But not just gay, romantically gay. I wish you well in your travels.
My Shot: You work retail.
The Story of Tonight: I mean. You know. Good for you.
The Schuyler Sisters: Either a lesbian or considering being one.
Farmer Refuted: [Hannibal Buress voice] I'm very petty
You'll Be Back: King Gay. Viciously, imperialistically gay. No one can dethrone you or your gayness.
Right Hand Man: You weren't a patriot before Hamilton but you sure as shit are now.
A Winter's Ball: You can do better.
Satisfied: Tragic bisexual.
The Story of Tonight - Reprise: You relate to Burr's mistake of falling in love with a married British sympathizer and/or Hamilton's "Oh Shit."
Wait For It: You work in Retail.
Stay Alive: You're in it for the Drama™
Ten Duel Commandments: Considering taking dance lessons so you look less stupid trying to vogue to this song
Meet Me Inside: You probably relate to having a father figure chew you out (no need to examine that)
That Would Be Enough: Emotional As Hell
Guns and Ships: Won't shut up about how you can Definitely rap this whole song if people would just liSTEN—
History Has Its Eyes On You: Trying to resolve your Daddy Issues through George Washington (but who isn't)
Yorktown: You care about social issues on a rotating schedule. But it's about passion, right?
What Comes Next?: King Gay pt. II: Revenge of the Gay
Dear Theodosia: Dog owner. Alternatively: you can't stop referencing this song in your tumblr tags.
Non-Stop: Stop trying to sing all of the reprisal roles at once you Extra Bitch
What'd I Miss?: Extremely Extra Bitch who won't stop talking about studying abroad 4 years ago.
Cabinet Battle #1: I Can Rap This One You Guys Come Here
Take A Break: You read a lot of (Explicit, slightly fucked up) fanfiction.
Say No to This: The most action you've gotten in the past year.
The Room Where it Happens: Currently doing The Most™ but most people don't even notice.
Schuyler Defeated: It's All About The Beat.
Cabinet Battle #2: No I Promise I Can Rap This One Just LISTEN,
Washington on Your Side: IfWashingtonIsn'tGonnListenToDiscplinedDisiijdf—FUCK *rewind*
One Last Time: You don't listen to soul music but, theoretically, you might.
I Know Him: King Gay pt. III: Return of the Gay
The Adams Administration: *gets thrill from Forbidden Swears*
Hurricane: Not Actually That Deep Fam. But keep trying.
The Reynolds Pamphlet: While you have clearly never done anything wrong in your life you sure as shit love Exposing™ people who have. Must be nice.
Burn: Just ended a relationship or are considering doing so.
Blow Us All Away: Tragic twink.
Stay Alive - Reprise: Amazing! You have no soul.
It's Quiet Uptown: You're a monster?? I'm
The Election of 1800: Probably have 3 essays and an exam coming up and you're trying not to die.
Your Obedient Servant: That kind of predatory Bisexual vibe Raúl Esparza and Alan Cumming have. You know.
Best of Wives and Best of Women: Dead inside.
The World Was Wide Enough: You're gay and love to suffer.
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: You work retail.
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