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cee // has hair and neopronouns // 23 // aotearoa // queer 🔞 18+ 🔞

[chestnutroan]

concept you and your boy best friend accidentally resurrected a 60,000 year old neanderthal and you try giving the bed to her but she doesnt want to sleep any other way than this

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[strawberry-crocodile]

i want to be clear this is all sexual roleplay. i don't actually think its ethical for dogs to exist

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[warrior-of-fight-or-flight]

what if our ocs were friends. is that okay . u can kill me if not

[sacred-portal]

[redstonedust]

everyone knows about the filing the serial numbers off that comes with turning a fanfiction character into an original character but theres a lesser known and equally funny "putting an original character created for a preexisting fandom setting into my own world" . like yeah this was always my own oc. i made this guy. however i need to shave off their homestuck horns. dont worry about it. its fine.

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[jayrockin]

Starting off this round of reader questions with Talita clothes.

PATREON | Runaway to the Stars | Kickstarter!!

[enchantedbook]

'Other Lovers' by Norman Lindsay, 1924

[sergal]

lol = zillennial sentence enhancer

LOL = genuine. i laughed out loud at this

LoL = league of legends. evacuate the area immediately

Lol. = this person is mad at you

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[fuckyoubaker]

JUST A SIMPLE REQUEST

[blackjija]

oh my goooddddd (WIP)