Enchantress and Hellcaster

Megan. INFJ type apparently... At this point i mainly blog about musicals, Riverdale, and 3 other people who you can see at the bottom of my bio. Be warned. My Ships: Rollisi, Jeronica, Jonerys, Zutara, and who knows what else. My 3 true loves are Zac Efron, Jeremy Jordan, and Daniel Seavey.

[starknesskenobi]

Wish I could tell these House of the Dragon Targaryen’s that none of this shit will matter anyway because there dynasty will end and the throne will just end up going to a man with the personality of dried white bread that smokes 6 blunts a day and talks to birds 

[depsidase]

[idontreadheartbeats]

Cats (2019) critics: What a monstrosity. How dare they subject our eyes to this. They wasted perfectly good toilet paper to record this film.

Maxwell Sheffield:

[genterie]

Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-1999)

[sing-from-the-hair-deactivated2]

Poor Niles had to be put up with this man's nonsense.

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[jellisdraws]

This is a serotonin machine

[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[devildoll]

Me on AO3:

[lmaonade]

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

[wickedwonderlandd]

[cundtcake]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

Seeing people ship your rare pairs like:

[unoriginal-rinrin]

Fire Emblem; The Three Fucks

[theambitiouswoman]

Seeing unhealthy patterns in your family and deciding that those pattens end with you and will not be passed down to future generations is an extremely brave and powerful decision.

Forgive yourself for repeating what was taught to you as a child, then put the conscious effort into deprogram these patterns.

[sistertaxon]

types of stard

mu

ba

[brunhiddensmusings]

this is oddly close to real ‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’ so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

[sistertaxon]

Are you fucking serious omg

[necromancy-savant]

This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.

[ritavonbees]

types of ard

must

bast

wiz

cow

[ghast505-deactivated20220904]

my brain feels Expanded

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[fruitfairy]

[Video Transcription:

Person A: (over drive-through speaker) Good morning, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get for you today?

Person B: Milk delivery.

Person A: No.

Person B: Milk.

Person A: No!

Person B: Milk!

(they are speaking over each other slightly)

Person A: Listen here you son of a bitch, you piece of shit.

Person B: Milk delivery! Milk-

Person A: I’ll fuck your wife!

Person B: (laughing) Milk delivery! I’m comin’! I’m comin’.

Person A: I’ll cum too!

End Video Transcription.]

[competent-older-sister]

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]