T R A S H

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[spr0utcity]

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

[perrfectly]

[cutepetclub]

From @kavun.thecat #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2iBFJBL ]

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

[cherryclit]

I wanna b the girl that Knows

[157157157]

What that mean

[cherryclit]

i wish i knew :/

[stooby-doo]

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

[hisuian-samurott]

[thehomosocialistchurch]

I don’t know jack shit about pokemon but it looks like I found my favorite one.

[photophorez-blog]

spheal rolls now…2016 is saved

[10000bc]

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

[counterpunks]

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

[neoriots]

@ember–dawn

[thathealeygirl]

INTERNETS

INTERNETS OMG

“FEELS” HAS BEEN A LEGIT TERM SINCE AT LEAST 1782:

— The Duchess, by Amanda Foreman.

Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, really wrote a real letter to her mother complaining about the feels in 1782.

I love everything.

[doctorhowmany]

Incorporating the phrase “beset by feels” into my vocabulary as of now.

[justastrongcountryboy-deactivat]

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

……..what

[sonypraystation]

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

[skelefolk]

if your boyfriend can launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters you have a trebuchet 

[browsedankmemes]

Can’t believe they just meme’d the Hollywood sign again.

[spookylass]

can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

[idiona]

[iwriteshakespeareanninsults]

Everyone asked 2016 to be soft and forgiving well guess what she wasn’t. So now everyone’s asking for a nice soft 2017 but I’m not. come fuck me up bitch I’ll be in the alley behind Macy’s @ 7 let’s go

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[runeofecstasy]

@dftba99

[sourweather]

Yaaas