Ham Tink

I really am ham tink

[mala-sadas]

I think my favorite end credits scene from Phineas and Ferb is the one from “It’s About Time!” Lawrence repeating “Fossils! Dun dun dun!” along with the audio guide in the middle of the night is funny, but my favorite part is watching Linda wake up and look at Lawrence. She’s not irritated that he’s not letting her sleep; she’s just watching him and smiling and not saying a word. And you just know, from that simple little 30-second clip, that Linda and Lawrence have a happy, loving, healthy relationship and that’s a really good thing to have.

[muffintonic]

[melonmemes]

[hunterbadbatch]

june july august september

[hawkesque]

im glad this is how low our expectations of charlie’s intelligence are

[whitepeopletwitter]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

I was ready to be mad

[mullberry]

[gaywig]

jared, 19’s sister: [REDACTED], 19

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[spiroandthelacktones]

Ah my favorite anime

[roboco-san]

see you, space cow bee…

[feedmerightmeow]

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

[antlersout]

True power

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

[sevenate]

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

[sevenate]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

[cruzfucker]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

[kahunakyle]

Dairy Queen

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[porterr-robinson]

[azuretheshitposter]

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

[princesstigerbelle]

[louchie]

IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

[princesstigerbelle]

@mysticalgalaxysalad

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

If I do not reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[melonmemes]

Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[hustlerose]

that “fbi agent watching me through my webcam” meme was a really weird way for all of us to cope with living in a horrifying capitalist surveillance state 

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]