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now with 30% less elephants. Blogger. "Critic". Occasional banana thrower. Procrastinator. Professional crier in the shower. Could be better at making YouTube Videos . (she/her pronouns please)

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Bullet Review: Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Bullet Review: Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and The Beast (2017), it’s a live action remake of the 1991 animated Disney film of the same name, oh and it’s american. My understanding of it is hampered a little by the fact that it’s a remake and I already know the story. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 7.5 Rotten Tomatoes: 71% Plot Explanation: “Belle (Emma Watson), a bright, beautiful and independent young woman, is taken prisoner by a…

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The Gist-ish Of It

The Gist-ish Of It

Do you know what I hate even more than words? … Time. It most certainly isn’t on my side. Or maybe that should be time management? (But I digress.) Whether it is time to write (here, there and everywhere) or film, I always seem to fall short. As I get older, I remember more and more what I was told by adult’s as a child: ‘Days go faster the more you age.’ And I’ve felt it at an increasing pace…

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Bullet Review: Coraline

Bullet Review: Coraline #thehanableinvasion

Coraline. It’s a 3D stop motion American film from 2009. My understanding of it is hampered a little by the fact that I first watched it many years ago minus the last 15 minutes and only managed to see it all recently. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 7.7 Rotten Tomatoes: 90% Plot Explanation: “When Coraline moves to an old house, she feels bored and neglected by her parents. She finds a hidden door with…

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Bullet Review: Split

Bullet Review: Split #thehanableinvasion

Split. It’s an American film from 2016. My understanding of it is hampered a little by the outside stresses at the time and personal annoyances. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 7.5 Rotten Tomatoes: 76% Plot Explanation: “While the mental divisions of those with dissociative identity disorder have long fascinated and eluded science, it is believed that some can also manifest unique physical attributes…

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Bullet Review: La La Land

Bullet Review: La La Land #thehanableinvasion

La La Land. It’s an American film from 2016. My understanding of it is hampered a little by watching it at the cinema and getting distracted by the pretty lights. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 8.4 Rotten Tomatoes: 93% Plot Explanation: “Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) and Mia (Emma Stone) are drawn together by their common desire to do what they love. But as success mounts they are faced with decisions that…

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Bullet Review: Logan

Bullet Review: Logan #marvel #wolverine #Logan

Logan. It’s an American film from 2017. I saw it in the cinema last night and my understanding of it is hampered by being a huge emotion wreck who can’t deal with endings. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 8.7 Rotten Tomatoes: 92% Plot Explanation: “In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hide out on the Mexican border. But Logan’s attempts to hide from the world and his…

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Bullet Review: Devdas

Bullet Review: Devdas a.k.a. Paro = Best

Devdas. It’s a Bollywood film from 2002. My understanding of it is hampered a little by the version I was watching being in German with no subtitles, the reason why being too long for a Bullet Review. I think I got gist of it. SPOILERS! IMDB’s Rating: 7.6 Rotten Tomatoes: 88% Plot Explanation: “Devdas (Shahrukh Khan) makes his way back home to India after spending 10 years studying in London. He…

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The Gist Of It

The Gist Of It #Ihatespelling #thehanableinvasion #blog

DO you know what I hate? (Well hate is a strong word here, but I’m going for a strong introduction so allow me this, okay? Please?) Words. I hate them, annoying little things that get in my way and are hard to spell. This is the real reason why I hate them, spelling. Maybe it’s the weird way in which I was taught to read and write as a child, because read, hell yes I could read (well still can…

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It's Been A While

Oh dear, oh dear, it's been a while. #blog

Whoa, hey, it’s been a while here.  Well a while in both blog posts and posts about things that aren’t just videos. So let’s examine it a bit shall we? No? Well we’re gonna do it anyway. As well as your normal amount of lack of motivation, the real thing I think is that I’m feeling my age now more than ever. I’m 25, I know that in the grand scheme of things that isn’t old, but it’s the oldest I…

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A Writing Exercise

Whoa, hey, what is this? A #writingexercise ? Yeah okay.

I did it! (It’s dooonnneee…) Another So You Want To Be A Writer You Tube episode, that’s right! Can you believe it?   Based on a previous blog post, have a listen and have a go. YouTube  Facebook Twitter Vine So You Want To Be A Writer? Blog DeviantArtTumblr Pinterest Vine Instagram

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A Headache Of A Novel

A Headache Of A Novel #writing help me out here

Now, I know in my last blog post I talked a little about NaNoWriMo, but I need to talk a little bit about it again (just for some backstory here, I won’t bore you to death again I promise.) Last year I managed to complete NaNoWriMo, and I’m going to try it again this year (though I have less free time this go around, I’m still hopeful. And terrified.) I’m working on the same story, a first draft,…

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To Write A Novel

To Write A Novel... #NaNoWriMo 2016 is coming!

It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? September is nearly over and I can feel November creeping on up, which of course means NaNoWriMo 2016. Not Hanable in joining me this time, and we’ll hopefully have some weekly e-mails on the process and progress we make throughout the month of writing. From October you can sign up for NaNoWriMo 2016, can’t wait to see you there. And happy writing. Also check…

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Le Petit Chaperon Belge

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Ever anted to know how not to sing? We’re here to help you. 

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‘He’s Gonna Build A Wall’ - The Hanable Invasion 

This took us waaaay too long.

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“Check this out. A friend of ECSC came across this Stargazer while walking in Virginia Beach (note: these animals tend to live in the deep waters of the‪#‎chesapeakebay‬) but this one was found ocean side. Stargazers bury themselves in the sand in order to ambush prey. Their secondary gland creates an electric which makes them a serious predator. They do not pose any real threat to humans, but they sure look menacing. Too cool. Watch your step… Photo credit: Ashley Raper Starr”

Via East Coast Surfing Championships/FB 

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I think it’s a beautiful animal.

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So many interesting hair trends these days. This one is a pixelated style.

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*stares in awe*