crystal sky

victoria | 25 | she/they | huge dummy

[theehorsepusssy]

[mobpucket]

da 2winky?!

[pngblog]

[plentifulsunlight]

"Piña Cloaca" 3 parts water 5 parts coconut cream 5 parts rum 1/4 tsp chicken bouillon ice

Alarming, but not immediately revolting. I'd recommend it if you want to serve someone a bad drink as a joke, but still want to have the drink afterwards. Honestly don't even attempt this without a blender due to the hardness of coconut cream and be aware that you CANNOT salvage it if there's too much bouillon

2/5 (more performance art than beverage)

[hanaho]

sry I suck at this lol anyways, I’m a 23 year old teenage girl now :)

[distant-himejoshi]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[magicalnursekomugi]

people talking about australia like they do japan and korea

[magicalnursekomugi]

UGH this reminds me of bluey s2 e3 so bad… imagine growing up Australian and having fairy bread and pass the parcel at birthday parties 😩 its so crikeycore

[hana-chama]

おきにいりの　もこもこぱじゃまですごす　このじかんが　すきなの♪💕

[vonbaghager]

“you cant let covid scare you! living in fear isn’t the American way!” That’s awful big talk coming from a nation that hasn’t allowed people to carry shampoo bottles onto planes for 20 years

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t forget their fear of shoes

[hanaho]

hi it’s my birthday

[jumex]

[modogoblin]

[despazito]

[rottingfacade]

Boston in in Massachusetts?

[rottingfacade]

Boston is real??

[memorycycle]

no

[rottingfacade]

Okay

[votoms]

sadly walking away when i see "freaks dni" in someone's byf because i'm a genetic freak, i'm not normal, you got a 25% chance at best to beat me, and then you add kurt angle to the mix your chances of winning drastically go down. see, the 3-way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz kurt angle knoooows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. so, samoa joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señor joe? the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

[moonlume]

cat wizard!!.. he's such a popular boy, I want to make a plushie someday... (stickers / keych here!)

[thanager]

[thanager]

[bekleyin]