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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

friend just said "my husband" and the absolute shock I felt at that word... Like I was at the wedding, I saw them get married... but my god the absolute reality check of my age that gave me. My friends are like actually married... and have kids and stuff. Still blows my mind hahaha

#like here I am playing with my little kids toys #doing my colouring in my colouring book #mind you I am also listening to a smutty audiobook #but like the stark difference in lives is... well shocking when confronted like this #guess we genuinely are like grown ups actual real life adults and all that huh?

we went donating blood with a group of friends yesterday and called ourselves the bloodgang and kept going "bloodgang!" and sticking our fist in the air every time one of us got hooked up on a machine or finished a donation and the nurses loved us

#hadn't donated since 2017 aparently WHOOPSIE #anyway the bloodgang then went for a sweet treat and then went for pizza #it was very nice #cool free activity to do with friends idea !!!#they give you free sweets and soda after you donate to prevent you from passing out (some people feel faint after apparently... not me tho!#and you get vouchers that you can save up and trade for little presents like cinema tickets #also because two of us had already donated in the past and we brought some new blood (literally!) we got EXTRA presents #how fun!

qrovidcore

what is game changer even about

#I loved this episode so much

romint-drake

Return of the king

feels good to get payed again, not gonna lie. Literally had no money come in since january so that's 4 months of just spending money and you'd be surprised how much money I've spent while not even doing anything crazy but this month is GREAT because I just got my vacation money which is a whopping 4000€ I did NOT see that coming!!!! on top of my actual pay from my new job so like hello I'm no longer broke and it feels good.

#was starting to go through my savings and that felt HORRIBLE #but also I guess that's what your saving account is for #though I prefer to not touch it as much as I did these past months #thank god I'm not a big spender in my day to day #do other countries have vacation money ? it sounds weird in english so I don't think it's a thing in english speaking countries haha #holiday money?#idk it's like based on how much you've worked the year before you get payed a certain amount of money to spend on going on holiday #but obviously you can just save it or spend it on literally anything else #but you get payed it at the start of summer so it's like a nice little bonus that just shows up out of nowhere

god I just went through old messages with a friend (don't ask me why) butttt I forgot how having data was so different 10 years ago 'cause every other message is her going "send me a text and NOT an imessage pls 'cause I'm out and don't have any data and I won't get the message otherwise" like not joking it's like every 5th message, just her reminding me she's not connected to wifi because she's out of the house and the imessages won't come through so pls just text and then the blue changing to green haha

#god how things change so fast and we don't even remember #we all are connected 24/7 now #probably for the worse

every once in a while I muster the energy to delete emails because every single person is horrified when they see the notfivation on the app of thousands and thousands of unread emails... Just deleted about 2000 emails... which means I'm now like 30% down but I can't do it anymore and I'm taking this as a win!

#it's just an insurmountable amount of emails #idk how to ACTUALLY fix it but hey #2000 emails are GONE that's a win in my book hahah #I'm so bad at life and adulting and organisation

The other night my friend put her hand on my bicep to comfort me as I just admitted something embarrassing and she went "oh wow" and her eyes went wide and I told her "yeah... I've got guns baby" and she was genuinely surprised and felt them again and I'm still riding that high.

#the look on her face... chefs kiss baby #no one expects me to have muscles because they are very much covered in a layer of fat so they're not visible at all #but they are very much there #like do I have a six pack ? yeah but are they visible ? absolutely not but can you feel them when I flex? YUP !#like yess friend I AM strong as fuck thank you for noticing

a friend just said she "doesn't like museums" and I was like "wait... what do you mean??" cause like first of all they are wonderful, but second of all there's like so many different ones like ok maybe you don't like art museums but then you might be into natural history ones or history or science or.... like there's so many kinds of museums ??? Even small niche ones. How can you not like museums??? And she was just like "yeah idk I just.. don't like 'em" and I am spiralling a bit

#personally I LOVE museums #she was talking about a trip she went on to madrid and someone asked if she did any museums #and she just went 'oh no I never do I kinda hate them'#and I've been spiralling ever since #what do you even do when you're abroad and you don't do any museums #tbf she's also the kind of person who goes on holiday to like a hotel and just spends a week never leaving the hotel #reading by the pool and shit which I could not imagine spending money to go to a different country #to then only see the inside of a hotel ??? literally could NOT be me #let me explore and go on hikes and see a museum and just wander around don't trap me in a hotel #lietrally can't think of a worse way to spend a holiday #guess we're just very different people

nothing prepares you for your friend starting a new job and going "guess who's my HR there?" and it turns out to be a girl you used to take care of, like "that can't be right.... she's a baby" "Not anymore apparently" Like hello????? really am at that age where 90% of the people my age are married with kids and 50% of the people I know who are younger than me are also married with kids bzkabezkjbazkebjakz

#Are ya kidding me ??#she's a grown up with a grown up job ?#she's just a sweet little 7 year old as far as I'm aware #facebook is crazy these days #cause like everyone I went to primary school with and haven't seen SINCE primary school has like 2-3 kids at this point #it's very weird #but this little girl being a full grown adult with a proper job is even weirder #like HOW ?#time really does pass #kids really DO grow up huh?

handflexdarcy

god how am I kicking my feet talking in a GROUP CHAT also they asked if anyone was interested going to a stand up comedy night and no one else is replying, this is horrible we're just bantering back and forth in a groupchat of 14 people. This is horrifying. Hope this little crush blows over soon I am annoyed at myself as I'm doing it

handflexdarcy

worst part is I'm kinda hoping no one else will join 'cause like... maybe I wanna flirt in person hahahahaa

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even worse I don't actually know anything about them they're saved in my phone as "*first name* from down under" 'cause they're australian and idk their last name. Don't know their age or job or hobbies or even if they're single tbh. I'm purely going off of vibes and their vibe has always been nice (we've met 4 times in the span of 2 years hahahahahahaaa)

handflexdarcy

god how am I kicking my feet talking in a GROUP CHAT also they asked if anyone was interested going to a stand up comedy night and no one else is replying, this is horrible we're just bantering back and forth in a groupchat of 14 people. This is horrifying. Hope this little crush blows over soon I am annoyed at myself as I'm doing it

handflexdarcy

worst part is I'm kinda hoping no one else will join 'cause like... maybe I wanna flirt in person hahahahaa

#god damn it get it TOGETHER weirdo

god how am I kicking my feet talking in a GROUP CHAT also they asked if anyone was interested going to a stand up comedy night and no one else is replying, this is horrible we're just bantering back and forth in a groupchat of 14 people. This is horrifying. Hope this little crush blows over soon I am annoyed at myself as I'm doing it

unfortunatly, and I am not proud of this, I am kinda flirting with the new cutie in the group chat and hoping to GOD it is not coming across as such because there's like 12 other people in there and it is a very weird thing to do but like... we're not on a level to be texting individual yet and the flirting part of me is stronger than the considerate part of me

in a never ending food exchange battle with my neighbours. like for the past 10 years they've occasionally brought me food, mainly pork like smoked and cured meats because the husband works for a company that processes pork,even though he's Muslim, and they send him home with stuff every once in a while but they can't eat it so he gives it to me... anyway I always give them things back and they NEVER leave it at that and then have to give me things back and it just never ends

It's not always pork though like sometimes they just give me... food ? Like stew or soups or breads that the wife makes. Always very delicious. So I bake them bread and cakes in return... anyway it just never ends. They just brought back my pie dish and gave me two magnums (ice cream) with it. Like STOP, now I gotta bake you another cake ?? HELP

#it's usually me who ends up giving up #until the next time they randomly ring my doorbell with food offerings and then we'll go back and forth a few times again #anyway I was blessed with my neighbours #like there's some real assholes living in this building #but all my direct neighbours are lovely #well Carina is mostly just annoying like she just likes to strike up a conversation where she complains about life for an hour #but she's harmless #like inconvenient ? yes but still could be 1000% worse

life is SO weird like one day things are really not going your way and the next a cutie joins your friend group, you've scheduled a d&d session (on my bucket list for a long time) with said friend group and a job you really wanted but didn't end up getting calls you up and is like "you still free cause guess what we're offering you the position anyway" ???? what ????

#what is happening ?????#the job isn't set in stone yet #they're offering a trial period and then depending on some factors I might get a permanent position #but still!!!#for the foreseeable I WILL be employed #no more looking for dead beat jobs that either ghost me or turn me down #WHAT ?#truly crazy turn of events here

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