where is my caracal

daniel / he-him / it/its / 22 i have a 3 foot tall 'home alone' movie poster hanging up in my room

[bonelord10000]

Concrete is Swag!

[68hsopbd56]

Concrete sucks

[bonelord10000]

Fuck you Twilight Sparkle

[princessmo]

call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[rottingfacade]

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

[0sbrain]

[radiofreederry]

[aiweirdness]

Discovered I can use DALL-E 2 to make new horsies.

This is "Product photo of a breyer horse model of a guinea pig"

"Product photo of a breyer horse model of an opossum"

"Product photo of a breyer horse model of a scorpion"

"Product photo of a breyer horse model of a chipmunk"

"Product photo of a breyer horse model of a rooster" (note the three legs)

"Product photo of a breyer horse model of a poison dart frog horsie" (I had to add horsie or I would just get frogs)

More at AI Weirdness

[grimeclown]

Ah no, buddy, you’re not an impostor, you’re a part of the crew. You’re among friends, I promise. You can let us know if you ever need to vent.

[grimeclown]

Alright

[roach000fister-remade-deactivat]

*kills myself* aaah i needed that ^_^ it really hit the spot

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

with your help we can make it all three

[lakevida]

(-.-;)y-~~ (-.-)y-., ( ´-`)y━･~~

^ on a smoke break with my mutuals

[xx-l0stsi1v3r-xx]

Please dont smoke, its bad for you

[lakevida]

actually i quit cigs recently so i'm retconning the post and those are all joints now. thank you for reminding me chiaki the gamergirl

[dingdongyouarewrong]

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

[toanshirotaka]

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm sorry I had to put your bf in the kennel while I was at work but he would NOT settle

[girldog]

shes a 10 but she sniffs you

[necrophagesaint]

i use :3 but i’m still masc.

[exitwound]

have you guys ever been to the grocery store

[turingdetested]

not yet what's it like

[exitwound]

its like if the world ended but you were still alive

[grimeclown]

Ah man I wanted to go out and bite people but the chain on my collar doesn’t reach out to the sidewalk so I can only go in a circle around the lawn