oh buddy, no

Megan, '94. started off real hockey & omgcp sideblog, but now it's catch-all hockey. one day i'll go back to dexisace perhaps

[pharmersonly]

not the stepgoalie but the goalie that stepped up

[tawnyow-l]

Sometimes a WAG is a bunch of dudes from Winnipeg in a minivan

[bunsprout]

they suspended my twt for being right

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[nepenthean-sleep]

something incredibly healing about seeing a bunch of women drinking beer from a sports trophy like the absolute jocks they are

[shanyshko]

rent lowering gunshots but i like that they're not perfect. i like that they're both a little manipulative and hurt each other badly. i like that shane is a little bit selfish and that ilya is callous and they're both so insanely egotistical and rich. i like that they're both a bit misogynistic and that ilya makes that weird comment about shane's looks. they feel very real because of all of these things and when people take them away it feels like joker therapyspeak where are my fucked up hockey erotica men.

[shrockeyy]

the vibes of the two conference final matchups truly could not be more different because it's like "well the canes are probably the better team and they certainly deserve to be in the final after all these years of just missing it but the habs are such a wild card with so much young talent so really anything could happen here and it should be interesting either way" versus "COLORADO AVALANCHE, KILL THESE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[handsfreehollander]

imagine my surprise going to a pre-winning streak game in nov and then a round 1 playoff game in the same year I couldn't really be more impressed we're here so hell yeah 25-26 sarbes

[stormsies]

Montreal you will pay for ruining the Canes/Sabres 2006 ECF legacy series

[handsfreehollander]

lindy if u can hear me im telepathically saying "put scrappy doo back on his og line to just REALLY fuck with the habs' set up"

[handsfreehollander]

hey tuch....u know what would be really really cool...?

[handsfreehollander]

I just know the 300 section with the St Sammy tapestry is having a blast lately

[hngggprettymen]

[handsfreehollander]

do we think the ESPN guys know the habs are playing a team? there's another team on the ice right now? that games usually involve two teams??

[foegoal]

josh doan. zach benson. if u can hear me i need u to pop off pls thank u

[distant-screaming]

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

[starrynet]

real