I actually thought this as a kid. It doesn’t make any sense but I was convinced it was true
taylor price

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

PR's Tumblrdome
Xuebing Du
NASA

roma★

oozey mess
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Discoholic 🪩
Keni

if i look back, i am lost

Love Begins
Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
todays bird
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from Türkiye

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@handsome-lukas
I actually thought this as a kid. It doesn’t make any sense but I was convinced it was true
[based on this legendary post]
being a pervert 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.
petting me is actually incredibly beneficial to everyone because you get to see me be pet and im real cute about it
Ralsei pfp checks out really hard
YOUR SOULMATE is a TRANSGENDER PERVERT on TUMBLR.COM
I mean like yah probably lmao those girls are poggy
piplup grain entrapment
piplup cares a lot about his work
piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.
piplup takes a sick day
piplup considers some jorts
piplup forgives his father.
piplup goes grocery shopping
piplup jumps your battery
piplup lights the menorah
piplup sees the pale blue dot
piplup catsits
piplup hides a zombie bite from you
piplup studies plein air
piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy
piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.
piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)
love this piece of cloth 🏳️⚧️ <- the fag
It’s a bug staring directly into a security camera
God anything for Ralsei good lord
Smash bros announcer: GERSON BOOM!
Wii controller: I̶'̶m̵ ̵o̶l̶d̸!̷
Found in drafts. Was I cooking or loosing my mind after 4 years no chapters.
Just perfectly out of frame in every battle is an annoying dog operating a giant rasterized PNG of a desk fan.
The only adhd tips that work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
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you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww