The King is Dead

Name: Libra | Age: 28 | Pronouns: she/her

[asphy7]

Be. Ready.

[handsomefrigginjack]

Imagine presequel Jack:

having brain fog from being a tired single dad and accidentally plucking Angel’s tiny princess socks out of the laundry basket before work and attempting to put them on before realising that they’re too small for his feet

buying Angel a hand crocheted skag at a fair and painstakingly mending it whenever it’s looking too dog eared

sticking his tongue out while he types on his keyboard

keeping a “#1 super hero” mug on his desk at work

getting way too invested in tv shows and yelling at the screen when the characters are being idiots or make choices that he personally wouldn’t make

having Dad Knowledge, like magically knowing directions to places he’s only ever been to once or being able to tell you exactly what is wrong with your pc without even being in the same room as it

furiously juggling 10 different repair jobs at home as Angel continues to accidentally break household appliances with her powers

being super late for meetings and wolfing his breakfast down in the corridor on the way to the conference room

throwing silent tantrums behind Tassiter’s back in the style of a Jim Carey character and waiting for the door to close before yelling expletives at full volume

putting his arm around the back of the passenger seat while reversing the car

cooking all of Angel’s meals but being super messy while he does it. Eg: dropping the lid of the sauce jar into the spaghetti, failing to catch 30% of the stir fry ingredients while tossing the pan, always misplacing his spoon and having to get another out of the drawer each time until there’s no clean ones left

rushing out to collect Angel’s favourite toy in the middle of the night because she left it somewhere and he knows she won’t sleep without it

[sorrynotsorrybi]

Bi women aren’t secretly straight. Bi men aren’t secretly gay.

[buttcanine]

Borderlands The Pre-Sequel: Vorago Solitude

[handsomefrigginjack]

I hate the twins a lot, like they’re annoying and void of all personality HOWEVER I am absolutely obsessed with the idea of the vault hunter having a casual “I tolerate you for just long enough to have sex with you once a week” relationship with Troy, and Tyreen being SO mad at him for it because “it ruins our public image, you horny idiot”

[sparklycherries4-deactivated202]

Since y’all liked that Nisha meme so much I’ll post more of my old art here.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Rhys: I'm about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man's height, he'll add an inch. So if he's 6 foot, he'll say he’s 6'1 and if he's 6'2, he'll say he's 6'3.

Rhys: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I'm 5'9. Especially when there's other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he's 5'3.

Rhys: What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[geezmarty]

bro you ever think about rhys, vaughn, sasha, and fiona all going their separate ways after tales/during bl3. this trope kills the man

[michellespenscratchz]

SFM remake of a piece I did awhile back. Rhys couldn't wait to try out his new autotuning cybernetic app, and maybe branch out beyond the niche role of "shower singer." Sasha might gently encourage him to keep his day job.

The mirror images aren't an actual mirror image--they're another Rhys and Sasha model. I had to get very creative to make Rhys' cybernetics all on the opposite side.

My Kinda Lover © Billy Squier. (It just feels like a Rhysha song to me.)

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

janey + athena would and should get absolutely smashed with wainwright + alistair at their wedding and they absolutely should all do drunk karaoke while alistair goes ham on the piano. they're powerful enough to do that i think

[albrakia]

[frissdraws]

Some fun with perspective and foreshortening!

[fishpondfish]

still think that this is the funniest thing i’ve ever done

[sgtbaker]

[handsomefrigginjack]

Jokes on Gearbox I love pathetic men. Jack is hotter to me now

but anon his skin looks like he’s made of salami in bl3

i mean i still love him but i evidently love him for his personality because i couldn’t possibly love him for his raw meat flesh and coked-out eyes

[handsomefrigginjack]

BL2 Jack: stylish. hot. face proportions are fantastic, very good. nice eyes that don't stare at you, doesn’t look strung out on heroin. smooth skin

BL3 Jack: looks ill. skin is the same colour as mask, looks like real skin which is horrifying. looks like he’s taken enough ketamine to kill a stampede. bags under eyes. no eyelids. genuinely hideous

[colonelkepler]

bl3 is how he should've looked all along

[handsomefrigginjack]

I will absolutely not stand for this slander

[handsomefrigginjack]

we were lusting over jack too much gearbox got mad and made him look like that

We we’re giving him too much power in BL2. The thirst levels were too high for a villain and gearbox had to nerf him before the rebellion could break out