H. McCoy PHD

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Hello and welcome. I am Dr. Hank McCoy, PHD. I am a member of the X-Men, you may know me as Beast. Or Magilla Gorilla if you went to Highschool with me.

I have degrees in both English and History. Though as a mutant I’ve felt it necessary to focus on biology and chemistry. Hopefully to find a way to alleviate certain powers that mutants may not want to live with full time.

My biggest passion has always been English, everything within its study falls with it. Poetry, Literature, Etymology, History, Mythology.

//out of character

Hi, I’m Tom, I’m 19 years old, I’m a huge nerd for history and X-men. I run multiple other blogs

@askcobblepot @askjameshowlett @warren-w-iii

This beast has not yet advanced his mutation into the blue and hairy form yet. Right now he’s just a big guy with hand-feet.

Im open to flirty asks, but keep it tame and pg-13 please. Im open to shipping with anyone you’d like but I might want you to private message me first.

[newyork-echidna]

Can I pet you?

*Her quilts flatten against her body, this means most likely that you can pet her*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

*pet pet*

[newyork-echidna]

*she purrs softly*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

They purr?!

*hank says excitedly before accidentally pricking himself on a quill*

[newyork-echidna]

*It's a very quiet purr, barely heard. But it can be felt.*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

*i get up and grab a cup of live bait before opening it and holding it in front of the echidna*

[newyork-echidna]

Can I pet you?

*Her quilts flatten against her body, this means most likely that you can pet her*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

*pet pet*

[newyork-echidna]

*she purrs softly*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

They purr?!

*hank says excitedly before accidentally pricking himself on a quill*

[newyork-echidna]

Can I pet you?

*Her quilts flatten against her body, this means most likely that you can pet her*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

*pet pet*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Fuck marry kill Logan Wade Bobby

Marry Logan, probably.

Kill Wade, definitely.

And that leaves… @justacoolboi

[justacoolboi]

I want to know how you're going to kill Wade

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Given the permitters of the scenario. I presume I’m given some anti-regenerative serum. Then from there it’s just a matter of getting (my now husband,) Logan to do the rest.

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Fuck marry kill Logan Wade Bobby

Marry Logan, probably.

Kill Wade, definitely.

And that leaves… @justacoolboi

[scottsummers-xmen]

Is this common????

People love taking it.

I hope they cleared it with Hank first.

[justacoolboi]

......................

[scottsummers-xmen]

*sigh*

[justacoolboi]

*blink blink*

Sorry?

[scottsummers-xmen]

Apologize to Hank not me.

[justacoolboi]

@hank-mccoy-phd sorry..

[hank-mccoy-phd]

My ship :(

[justacoolboi]

We're in the north pole

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Did you at least active the POH? IMCs like these are the main reason we have it. Just please tell me you didnt fly through any clouds.

[justacoolboi]

I know how to fly

Hmph

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Good. Because if theres a single gram of ice on my plane when you get back then I’ll… I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be bad.

[justacoolboi]

.....

*looks down at myself*

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Including cyrokinetic ice, Robert.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Is this common????

People love taking it.

I hope they cleared it with Hank first.

[justacoolboi]

......................

[scottsummers-xmen]

*sigh*

[justacoolboi]

*blink blink*

Sorry?

[scottsummers-xmen]

Apologize to Hank not me.

[justacoolboi]

@hank-mccoy-phd sorry..

[hank-mccoy-phd]

My ship :(

[justacoolboi]

We're in the north pole

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Did you at least active the POH? IMCs like these are the main reason we have it. Just please tell me you didnt fly through any clouds.

[justacoolboi]

I know how to fly

Hmph

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Good. Because if theres a single gram of ice on my plane when you get back then I’ll… I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be bad.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Is this common????

People love taking it.

I hope they cleared it with Hank first.

[justacoolboi]

......................

[scottsummers-xmen]

*sigh*

[justacoolboi]

*blink blink*

Sorry?

[scottsummers-xmen]

Apologize to Hank not me.

[justacoolboi]

@hank-mccoy-phd sorry..

[hank-mccoy-phd]

My ship :(

[justacoolboi]

We're in the north pole

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Did you at least active the POH? IMCs like these are the main reason we have it. Just please tell me you didnt fly through any clouds.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Is this common????

People love taking it.

I hope they cleared it with Hank first.

[justacoolboi]

......................

[scottsummers-xmen]

*sigh*

[justacoolboi]

*blink blink*

Sorry?

[scottsummers-xmen]

Apologize to Hank not me.

[justacoolboi]

@hank-mccoy-phd sorry..

[hank-mccoy-phd]

My ship :(

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Hey Hank. Nice to meet you. You’re a doctor, right? I’m looking for one that specializes in mutants.

Long story short, I’m knocked up, and I stole— I mean borrowed— the ultra sound machine thingy from the X-Mansion but I don’t know how to use it. I’m trying to figure out if my kid has the X-gene or not. Can you help?

I can and will pay you, obviously… and I’ll return the machine.

I… wha… I…

I have a doctorate in English. But I’ll see what I can do with what we have.

Also this could’ve been done with a simple urine sample, but thanks for stealing Xavier’s hardware.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Whatever you gotta do, man! I’m just freaked out thinking I’m going to outlive my kid.

Don’t worry though, the machine is safe. I wrapped it in one of my hoodies.

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Ok. Just lemme test the urine and then…

***

Congratulations! It’s either a mutant or it’s triplets.

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Hey Hank. Nice to meet you. You’re a doctor, right? I’m looking for one that specializes in mutants.

Long story short, I’m knocked up, and I stole— I mean borrowed— the ultra sound machine thingy from the X-Mansion but I don’t know how to use it. I’m trying to figure out if my kid has the X-gene or not. Can you help?

I can and will pay you, obviously… and I’ll return the machine.

I… wha… I…

I have a doctorate in English. But I’ll see what I can do with what we have.

Also this could’ve been done with a simple urine sample, but thanks for stealing Xavier’s hardware.

[bobby-icy-drake]

I have a stomachache. I ate too much cheese. Please kill me so I can end this pain.

- @hank-mccoy-phd

I'm not going to kill you, Hank. Just take a lactaid and some Pepto

[hank-mccoy-phd]

“To be, or not to be, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them.”

-Shakespeare

[bobby-icy-drake]

Bobby, I might’ve messed up big time. Like one of my wings are completely broken kind of mess up and, I do not know what to do.

— @vocal-tail

Holy shit what-

Hold on, Sawyer. Where are you?

I'll come get you and I can bring Hank

[vocal-tail]

I’m in my apartment, I broke it around 3 to 8 weeks ago — which is the usual recovery time for a wing to heal. And, nothing has happened it’s still incredibly broken and, I can’t move it at all without experiencing pain.

[bobby-icy-drake]

I'm getting Hank

@hank-mccoy-phd

[hank-mccoy-phd]

I could help you apply a splint, if necessary.

*he says, a small spray bottle of anesthetic in hand*

[impulsive-spitfire]

"Youth is nimble, age is lame | Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold” -William Shakespeare

He is evidently correct on that matter, otherwise I have no doubt we would be close friends. So rather than offer you my friendship, I offer any wisdom I may provide.

@hank-mccoy-phd

Are ya tryin’ t’ call me hotblooded? Nuance ain’t my strong suit

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Not at all! Simply that age changes people, and that we would surely be friends if we were the same age. Also that I am lame.

[hank-mccoy-phd]

Why did the temperature in the Mansion just drop like 20°??????

You may want to direct your inquiry to @bobby-icy-drake. Though I fear my cryogenic comrade may have a lot on his mind today.

[hank-mccoy-phd]

FAVORITE HISTORY FACT, GO!

One account of the Ancient Greek philosopher Chrysippus’s death said that, while drunk, he witnessed a donkey eating figs from a tree. His last words were “now give him some wine to wash it down with” whereupon he died laughing.

//yay an ask!