vote for 🅱️eto

its Beto SZN bois

[zdeno]

I didn’t realize that there were fireworks at the end of the game so I asked my friend what the crackling noise was and he said it was Eddie Olczyk farting

i am…

[luzdelmundo]

Sean? Kuraly.

Bruins? Win.

Wig? Snatched.

Hotel? Trivago.

[zdeno]

YEET

[backy-with-the-good-hair]

thanks boston for bringing us all together

[canyonmoonrays-deactivated20200]

[siriuslyilluminaeted-deactivate]

“Kreids always says I have a bad level of vocabulary…He’s actually pretty intelligent so he uses the big words and I ask what they mean and I’ve never even heard of that word before.” - JT Miller (x)

[is-spiderman-still-dead]

Day 248

🎉🎊IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF 2019 AND PETER PARKER IS STILL DEAD!🎊🎉

[brandoncarlo]

I’m pretty sure lexi carrick just went to seguins house to play with the dogs???

[brandoncarlo]

This is also the only reason I’d go to Tyler’s house.

[burningitdownn]

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

[smstransformers]

Why only may?

[smstransformers]

Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

[k3vinhay3s-archive]

kevin hayes | tour of his apartment 

[king]

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

[thestateonmtv]

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

[laurastacey]

gonna start 20biteen by repeatedly watching this gif

[canesbian]

god canes are just… so blessed…

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[sigmarikz]

“What’s in it for me?”

[o-dawgtheinvincible-deactivated]

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

[sparkle-heart-anon]

@greenenvyphotographs

[abandonedandurbex]

Abandoned 1960’s shag pad

[thyrell]

excuse me

[thyrell]

an abandoned what

[pieman83]

A fuck house

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[catchymemes]

Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.

—

This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!