Hannibal Madsness

[nerdgarbagebot]

It’s like Glee meets Hannibal.

[hannibalmadsness]

Hannibal: how was i supposed to know you wanted to run away w/ us and start our family, i'm not a mind reader.

Will Graham: well, maybe if you were a better listener and not so damn stabby.

Alana Bloom: good, this is a good first step to your marriage counseling.

[hannibalmadsness]

Will Graham: no more murder

Hannibal: no more dogs

Will Graham: okay, maybe a little murder

[rememberyoumustlive]

Apparently, Fuller was not present on the day of shooting the final scene in the series, but when he dropped by the next morning to watch the pick-up shots, Mads Mikkelsen excitedly filled him in the details, gleefully describing how he and Hugh Dancy had finally reached the sexual pinnacle hinted at during the entire run of the show. “Mads came bounding in, like he was across the room, he was so excited, like, ‘Oh, you’re gonna love the dailies! We got really close! We were almost kissing! You’re gonna love it!’

Bryan Fuller, “Hannibal” Creator Bryan Fuller on Cannibalism, Diverse Representation, and the Unwavering Bonds of Male Friendship (via bonearenaofmyskull)

[queervegandeer-deactivated20190]

Okay but what about opening season four with Will describing a murder as we watch it play out?

Of course it doesn’t look odd to us that he’s the one with the knife and killing the man because empathy and because this is how most things start so maybe it’s a kind of flashback? But no. Because after the murder we don’t go back to reality. We’re already in reality. And now Hannibal takes over the narration and we see him help Will remove the body from the scene and then it’s a shot of him in the kitchen of this secluded cabin and Hannibal walks us through the recipe like Will walked us through the murder (’I break down the body with quick movements, and store the meat in a sealed container.’) and then they end the whole thing sitting across from each other at the dinner table with the snow falling outside and lifting their wine glasses in a toast while we hear Will in the voiceover again and they both say: ‘This is our design.’

[OPENING CREDITS]

[weesprigofzest-deactivated20221]

“Dear Bryan…”

[justkayaak]

I’ve heard of “things” but this is the first one my dash has done

[queenoftheimps]

REGARDING THE HANNIBAL FINALE

I am probably not the first person to notice this, but did anyone else realize that the season started with Hannibal calling the story a “fairy tale”…

…and it ended with both of our leading men slaying a dragon.

[madsdancy]

leave me the fuck alone

[mean-cannibals]

let hannibal lecter motivate you

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

@phkaia @thegirlwhoateallthepeanutbutter

[seinaet]

[ignisgayentia]

hannibal season 3 finale + tumblr text posts (oops)

[hambul]

signs of progress

try moving when you’re put on a tree

what you failed to account for is that i am a major supporter of deforestation all i have to do is pull a few strings

is it sexier if i hide my chin

listen i’m gonna need you to walk through the opening instead of bumping into the fence over and over i have places to go

oh sorry it’s just that i’m on these pig farm pills and it lowers my spacial awareness

uh you should have better feelings i guess i don’t know what to tell you

                                    why can we kill pigs but not brothers

these are the kinds of questions we have to ask ourselves

well if you go around covered in doe in heat urine are you really surprised when you get mauled that’s all i’m saying

will we’ve been through a lot be straight with me

are you a werewolf

what a dumb question jack

i wouldn’t know if i was now would i

Hey there, buddy. Have you been reading that book I gave you?

yes and it really disturbed me i feel like you’re just trying to get me to stop sewing people into horse stomachs

Well, I’d be lying if I said that wasn’t one of my goals.

it’s even more pointless than i imagined

shelly are you ready for to camping

                                  [ the faint aroma of rubber cement]

                what     you’re not s’mores

we have a room that just has every different kind of skeleton in it

go ahead name an animal we have its skeleton

yeah but if they did make a movie about me what would they even call it

                                           an american werewolf in america?

yay the therapy is working you’re killing people

do you want to see the suit i made from tiger dinosaur bones

things just went from cool to lame really fast

i’m a lesbian so i don’t want to do any sex with men okay

what about with werewolves

ha yeah but no i’m just telling you so that you know that i definitely only like girls

i notice you didn’t answer my question

if i killed a guy and ripped his face off and put it on some museum bones is that weird

as far as i know that’s completely normal

              oh thank god

[voordeel-ts]

Hannibal || Glitter & Gold

[hannibalisticcrack]

Will returns to his old job, victorious.

[miisscadaverous]

hannibal + first and last lines (for now)

[bu0nanotte]

WILL GRAHAM TOUCHED THE BOOTY. I REPEAT WILL MOTHER FUCKING GRAHAM TOUCHED THE MOTHER FUCKING BOOTY. JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME. I’M DONE.

(thanks to this post for bringing this to my attention. it’s a much prettier post than this.)

[eltonhjohn]

hugh dancy vs the pain rating scale

[catboyhunter]

Will has absolutely no chill

[howishughdancyevenpossible]

bitchy murder husbands belong together