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madeleine. 30s WillowFlycatcher on ao3.

[idionymon]

catching up after 50,000,000 years or so and you say "you BETTER not have been skimming" and I turn my camera on and my beak looks like this

[buckslasagna]

i was worried the man i knew didn't make it out of new mexico

[liminalbeauty]

[the-sacred-now]

Andy Thomson wins Boca Raton Mayor’s race after recount

The razor-thin margin required both machine and manual recounts of ballots.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: graphic reads: If you have ever felt like your vote does not matter, Boca Raton, FL just elected its first Democratic mayor in 30 years, and he won by only 5 votes. /end]

[stuckinreversemode]

"I know your silences, Morgan."

[sunny-burn]

have this out of context snippet from the powerpoint for this class

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[ziggystarling]

I downloaded an app on my phone to remove backgrounds and after removing the background of this pic of Bowie it showed me a bunch of templates I could put the image in. Losing my shit rn

[ziggystarling]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[stevenrogered]

If anyone notices that there’s something going on with Buck, it’s going to be Eddie. - Tim Minear

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[habbadax]

Rambunctious

[doggirlhen]

puppy on head idiot

[chillyfeetsteak]

puppy on head idiot

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[guooey]

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

[guooey]

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

[jukolybov]

Leek Dragon 🥬

[thirdwheelravi]

chris making a room service joke when they're bringing him pizza vs. eddie pretending to be a waiter for chris. like father like son