Damn It, Hannah

Hannah//H2P Eclectic list of non sequiturs.

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If you dont think my 24 year old grown ass wont be blasting this jonas brothers song at top levels for the next month you are mistaken

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WhAat iS HAPPENing inPHILLY

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revolution

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) - Dir: Garry Marshall

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How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

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With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

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Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

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Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

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This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

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looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason

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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

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SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

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This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

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Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.

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THIS MAN

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Tumblr after 12/16/18:

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please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

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types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

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You better watch out

You better wATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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zendaya: I’ll just do this quick kids movie no one will see, cut a nice check, move on, no one will even notice

Gabriel Gundacker:

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