[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[snowbairdd]

Do you fear… death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006) dir. Gore Verbinsky

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[zombooyah]

Panna a netvor (1978) dir. Juraj Herz

[onehundredacrewood]

Sometimes I feel like I’m only meant for myself

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[jamiemccrimmon]

illustrations by dora abodi

[eirene]

Bob Peak's Movie Posters

[puppygirllaika]

talking about stuff like prison reform or the SO registry really quickly makes you realize how many peoples political ideology boils down to "look, just tell me who the bad people are so I know who we should be killing."