got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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@hansolame
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex
In another life im a green summer dress hanging on a clothing line somewhere sunny
Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess
so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
"i lost weight" girl i'll help you find it??? get in the car
girl who's 2 drinks in: i love you i love you and i love youuu
next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment
september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together
in february I’m getting my shit together
in march I’m getting my shit together
in april I’m getting my shit together
in may I’m getting my shit together
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing
Tie his hands above his head and use him like he's a dildo you just stuck to the wall
this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.
James Hutton, illustration to “Another Astraea” by Brendan Connell
from the anthology “All of Them Witches” by Nepenthe Press, 2025