whateverr.

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[nickoh-las]

What I’d like: a meaningful relationship

What I get:

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[jockinthegym]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend’s brother told his family that he had this big announcement for them when they all got home and he gathered them up in the living room and they all thought he was coming out and his mother was already crying and her and my friend who were out together before that already had a speech prepared for him about how much they love him and how nothing has changed but turns out that his big reveal was telling his family that he is coming out as a furry to them and apparently the mom has been laughing hysterically and staring at a blank space in the wall for the past half an hour while the dad is googling everything about furries and sighing every few minutes and my friend is sending updates to our gc while the brother is just kind of awkwardly still standing there waiting for some other reaction I’m

[an-ok-username]

please… tell me this was actually a dream and not an untagged irl thing

i’m begging

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m afraid I can’t do that

[myfaithisreal]

I was reading my Bible and I came across this verse:

And all I could think was:

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

sleeper contender for post of the year

[frolicious]

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[bpd-trichster]

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things

[prozdvoices]

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Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[yugirimistwalker]

[squeakitties]

[kortzite]

[meanplastic]

[vampireofcolorr-deactivated2018]