Saxophone solo so good it activates the remote control vibrator I got up my ass
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Saxophone solo so good it activates the remote control vibrator I got up my ass
This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
[Image Description: two panel comic of a angler fish that has washed on shore. The first panel focuses on the sad and dying angler fish as she lays out in the sand, thinking "It's so beautiful." Second shot pans away to show the island before her, with cliffs, palm trees, and a setting sun. The angler fish continues to think "I might have never known." End I.D]
There is nothing can console me... but my jolly sailor bold...
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Konstantin Korobov (Russian, 1985) - Jonah (2024)
Hellbent on the Pacific Hagfish
Pacific hagfish, or California hagfish (Eptatretus stoutii) are one of the most well-known members of the hagfish family. They commonly seen on the ocean floor of the Pacific Ocean, at depths of anywhere between 16–966 metres (52–3,169 ft). They generally prefer muddy substrate, but may also be found on rocky outcroppings with plenty of crevices and caves. Because of their extremely low metabolism, they are also capable of surviving in zero-oxygen environments for several hours.
Like other hagfish, the Pacific hagfish has a long, eel-like body. In fact, hagfish are the only living animals that have a skull but no vertebrae. They also lack jaws, and the perpetually-open mouth is surrounded by a number of barbels. The skin is smooth, loose, and usually purple, pink, or grey. E. stoutii can reach up to 63 cm (25 in) in length; females are typically larger than males. They have very small, rudimentary eyes, and prominent nostrils.
Because they lack fully functioning eyes, California hagfish rely on a combination of smell and taste via a series of Schreiner organs along the sides of the body to detect their prey. They feed opportunistically on polychete worms, eggs, and carrion. Their primary predators are harbor seals, sablefish, and humans, which they avoid by producing large amounts of slime and tying themselves in knots.
There is little information on hagfish reproduction. Adults are thought to transition between sexes depending on the local ratio of males to females; adults with both sets of reproductive organs have also been recorded. They tend to reproduce every 2-3 years, when females lay 20-30 eggs. After hatching, the juveniles are fully independent, and become mature when they reach 42 cm (17 in) in length.
Conservation status: According to the IUCN, the Pacific hagfish is Data Deficient. Due to its habitat, there is not enough information on the species to determine population size or trends. However, they are increasingly harvested by fisheries for human consumption, which is a concern given the low reproductive rate
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do you remember when we could post boobs and and pussy and penis and balls and taint on this site and nobody had to show their license and registration to see it 😔 was that developmentally good for 13 year old me? no. but I genuinely believe it is better than living in a dystopian advertiser friendly state with no anonymity and I would pick opening my Tumblr and seeing untagged porn at 14 over this bullshit any day
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Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.
Last July, 3 deputies from the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confiscated an antique grenade and blew themselves up with. They took a grenade and blew themselves up with it. Just wanted to remind everyone about that incident.
They're desperately trying to find someone to charge for the three deaths but all the evidence is pointing to "blew themselves up". OSHA investigated and called the lack of safety precautions "willful negligence". The second grenade is apparently missing.
These departments get more funding than our healthcare, mind you
incredible things happening on reddit right now
*evil group of men approach me*
evil men: we’re gonna fucking get ya
me (but I’m Emma X-men Frost): oh yeah?
*makes them gay with my Emma X-men Frost powers*
me: now kiss
evil men: *sloppy wet sounds*
me: haha ok now paint each other
*unbuttons my shirt a little*
A delight to have in class you say? 😏
Reading the Tot Musica’s Elder Futhark Runes because it’s fun
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Pro library tip: if your library is cool enough to have a section just for teens, and you are not a teen, it's not for you!
It's not free open seating for you to have a loud conversation about a court case you're in. It's not a free daycare area for you to take your three year olds to play the board games. It's definitely not a place for an adult to sit reading your book with your bare ass feet out of your and all over the furniture. It's for teens. The teens go there. Stop making the space unwelcoming to its primary demographic. There are other places for you.
And please don't roll your eyes at me when I tell you nicely that school is out and we try to keep this area open for it's intended demographic!y You have the whole ass library!
Signed, a peeved teen librarian
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Good clarification for the old piss on the poor website is that "teen books" are totally chill for adults, just stay out of the designated area Teens have a hard enough time as is being ostracized out of every secondary space because they're "rowdy" or "gang related" I totally understand where you're coming from with an adult taking up limited space for a small demo
oh yes absolutely thanks for adding the clarification! absolutely do feel free to go get a book from the YA section or even browse, just like. don't set yourself in up there with your laptop or your little kids and monopolize the space.
libraries get a LOT of funding based on footfall and the way we get teens to come in and KEEP coming in is by preserving their space. If they see a bunch of families with little kids or even adults just hanging out in there they're gonna feel awkward about it and maybe won't come back next time they need a place to study, so that's why that's important