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[thewilkersons]

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

[american-crhapsody]

that fucking kid took one for the team

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wormscent-deactivated20200831]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thesnadger]

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

[thesnadger]

Update:

[jemthecrystalgem]

Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?

[foxpunk]

Image Descriptions

[Image 1: A Screenshot of an invitation to a Facebook group named: “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony.” Under that is a post in the group that reads: “We reached the center of the Earth. Now what?” Four people commented saying one word each in this order: scurry, dig, work, melt. These words are in capital letters and have spaces between each letter.]

[Image 2: Another Screenshot of a post in the group that reads: “It has come to my attention that when we put the spaces in-between letters it makes it difficult for visually impaired ants to know what we’re saying and so I was wondering if we could try to make this group more accessible for them. (The text to voice can’t figure out what we are saying with the spaces) (Picture of an ant for attention)” This text is then followed by a close up picture of an ant.]

[Image 3: A screenshot of some comments on the post in Image 2. Five people commented: adapt, adapt, inclusion, love adapt, adapt. These words are in capital letters and have no spaces between the letters.]

End of IDs.

[sardonic-soprano]

Please do not reblog this post without image descriptions! The irony of sharing undescribed images that talk about inclusivity for the visually impaired is… Painful.

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[redlipstickresurrected]

[upkayac]

[nopanamaman]

a

[zerodarkwolf]

im so glad i graduated

[misfit-toy-haven]

this is a fucking masterpiece

[luckthebard]

Happy Birthday Marisha Ray!

Hope others will join me in celebrating by remembering their favorite Marisha moments.

I’ll start! 

When her liveshow outfits gave the gays everything they wanted

“I….wait.”

“You’ve never heard of boulder, parchment, shears?” 

That time she came onto Talks just to lie down and take a nap

Her Vex impression during the Honey Heists

Her Marlon Brando impression during the Honey Heists

wearing her most flammable pants to the fire-spinning episode of AWNP

“Don’t worry guys, it’s going out. Slowly but surely -” “THERE IS SMOKE IN THE HALLWAY”

Hazel Copperpot’s extria sylliables!

the combat Perch 

[equivalencept-deactivated202109]

Her Vinnie the Pooh accent during Honey Heist 2, and its slow degradation over ten minutes until Vinnie is almost incomprehensible

Honestly everything about the Honey Heists, those are my go-to when I’m sad

All of her descriptions of Beau doing cool monk shit

Keyleth being Maid-of-Honor-zilla during the wedding oneshot

Keyleth using control weather to move the storm out of the way when VM were on an airship, and Marisha’s description of it

How she played Beau when she had truesight

[apocalyps-o]

It would be criminal not to add “CALL ME A CHILD ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!”

And the ever iconic fall after successfully casting Feeblemind

Begrudgingly saying “… because we care about each other”

[bixbiboom]

This is one time I’m gonna encourage y’all to check the notes for more comments because every one of them is solid Marisha-loving gold.

[saintdollyparton]

She sneezed so hard during an episode that she had to go to the emergency room afterwards because she thought she cracked a rib and then Matt proceeded to get stuck in the hospital bathroom livetweeting until someone rescued him.

[today-only-happens-once]

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 

[kiwipeel]

in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are 

[happinesshasani]

waking up from a spontaneous 4-hour nap

Time is sudden. It creeps up on us, it stalks us. It lets us feel comfortable only to attack us when we least expect it, all at once, time is gone. You come to cotton-mouthed and disoriented. Time is a thick putty in your hands. It sticks to your hands, it pulls your joints down, it sticks to the roof of your mouth. Who are you? You're not quite sure. Disoriented and out of touch, it all happened so fast, right? You were a kid. Playing games and having your mother brush your hair before bed, making up imaginary games to play by yourself in your bedroom, seeing your thoughts come to life before your eyes. Now you're grown up and you can't remember the colour of your imaginary friend's t-shirt. You forgot the lyrics to the song you made up. It all happened so fast. Don't worry. It happens. Time moves in guerilla warfare. You will catch up. You will feel normal soon, you will grow into the size of your shoes and your clothes won't feel like someone else's. Brush your teeth and put yourself to bed, you will be yourself in the morning, some morning, some day.

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

[yggdrasilly-blog]

oh my god

[pigeonstalking]

NOOOOOOO

[aanubis]

they all gasped like OHHH

[shelbyfero69-deactivated2017022]

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[lanibgoode]

Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.

[jenny-hanniver]

This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.

[supernutellastuff]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER! LIKE THAT TV SHOW PINGU

[lollibeepop]

Love Yourself (even if sometimes others have to do it for you)

[franziska-after-success]

It’s not a good thing to try and force someone not to use a healthy coping mechanism. There’s nothing inherently wrong with self-deprecation.

[fernacular]

There is, there very much is. 

Self-deprecation isn’t a healthy coping mechanism. Coping mechanism? Yes. Healthy? Absolutely not. Saying bad things about yourself seems harmless or even good in the moment but if you do it enough you will reinforce negative beliefs about yourself and the world around you. Say “I’m the worst” enough times and you will believe you’re the worst. Say “everything sucks I should just die lol” enough times and you will come to believe that too. 

I’m not pulling this shit out of my ass either, by the way, this is coming direct from when i was an outpatient at a psychiatric hospital, way back when i did this EXACT THING CONSTANTLY and ended up suicidal. This is what I was taught there, and this is how I dragged myself out.

The best way to combat this (very unhealthy) coping mechanism is really just to force yourself to say good things about yourself, and shut down the bad ones. It feels stupid, it feels like you’re lying, it feels like it will never work. But over time, if you keep at it, and with the help of friends, the new words will replace the old ones.  If you replace “i’m terrible” with “I’ve made a mistake, but that doesn’t make me a bad person” that is what you will come to believe, and make it 1000% easier to actually fix the problem because you won’t be bogged down with self-hatred. 

It’s annoying, and aggravating, and you don’t want to do it because self-deprecation is how you’ve coped for so long, but I promise you it’s not healthy and will make everything worse in the long term. 

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

[catchymemes]

[shadowgale96]

I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM. 

Although He looks like a sad goblin, He is very loved

And very happy <3

[hinny-of-neighvale]

I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.

[butterflyinthewell]

That cat looks like the lovechild of Lil Bub and Princess Monster Truck and yes I know they’re girls.